braykin nooz

The Garfish · 03 July 2005, 20:59

dat fkin rowgskracher iz byin a fantum ard bote. dis iz a seekrit sow downt tel noe fkker

gArf

Jimbo · 05 July 2005, 09:39

I think it's discraceful. I'd complain to management if I were you!

John Kennett · 05 July 2005, 11:42

Oh, fear not. The management is well aware of the situation, and is watching with a keen interest!

John

Jon Brooks · 05 July 2005, 12:20

One thing is for sure, he wont be fitting an Icom radio to it!!!

Regards

Rogue Wave · 08 July 2005, 18:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Garfish

dat fkin rowgskracher iz byin a fantum ard bote. dis iz a seekrit sow downt tel noe fkker

gArf

gaRf yorr'e havin ay laRf! eye towld a phew frends overr onn de Botemadd site inn confidense annd yew startt yor blabbin, eye seam to remmember tellin yoo somethin abowt ann undergarrmennt onse, ann yoo blabbedd thatt too!

eye cann ownly sey thatt iff yore libeedo waz az activ az yore fkkn gobb den yore wifey woodn't bee needin de toyy boyys wot eye have herrd shee iss parchial tooo!

Bye thee wey yore Skrote kikked mee inn de najjers thiss mornin

Mrr. Broooks yewd bee correcct!

Jimbo · 08 July 2005, 22:02

I'm not angry, just disappointed.

Pete7 · 09 July 2005, 07:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Garfish

dat fkin rowgskracher iz byin a fantum ard bote.
gArf

Has someone taken a perfectly good rib and turned it into a hard boat then

Pete

eupa · 09 July 2005, 08:22

honestly guys -- i just cant read it???????

Jonathan

Pete7 · 09 July 2005, 09:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by eupa

honestly guys -- i just cant read it??????? Jonathan

Jonathon, I have the same problem trying to work out peoples initials

Do a search for "Quid Pro Quo"

eupa · 09 July 2005, 09:29

Jonathon, I have the same problem trying to work out peoples initials
[B]

jonathan

John Kennett · 09 July 2005, 11:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by eupa

honestly guys -- i just cant read it???????

Try reading it out loud and see if that helps. With a bit of perseverence you'll discover that the Garfish talks perfect sense. Or something.

John

PeterR · 09 July 2005, 11:55

And i thought i was just me.I am interested on what this threads about but whats the hecks he saying (help is needed here)

PeterR · 09 July 2005, 11:58

I have taken your advice john and can just make out it about the Razor rib but cannot decode the rest

Pete7 · 09 July 2005, 12:28

Err, Mr Garfish, is there any truth in the rumour that he has recently been press ganged

and we won't be seeing im for several months

Pete

The Garfish · 09 July 2005, 17:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete7

is there any truth in the rumour that he has recently been press ganged

yus. aggaynst mi beter jujjmint, de bastud az bin sined upp too werk ofshaw. i av givv im a bigg fkin ribb mayd ov aloy an gerders. ifn hee brayks de fkker hee wil bee reeassined too dyvin werk(mynus ayr bottuls)

gArf

codprawn · 09 July 2005, 20:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Kennett

Try reading it out loud and see if that helps. With a bit of perseverence you'll discover that the Garfish talks perfect sense. Or something.

John

I still reckon he had a hand in writing part of the Tintin book - "the broken ear"!!!!

The Garfish · 11 July 2005, 21:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete7

and we won't be seeing im for several months

rowg ad iz furst daiy att ofshaw skool toodaiy. furst upp woz fitniss levvel. hee woz de owldist bastud owt ov sevventean butt hee woz upp de carrgo netts lyke a fkin ratt upp a draynpype. hee woz laffin iz bollix orf att de uvver nobbas struglin too gett upp. den hee fel orf

wen wee ad bandijd iz hed itt woz tyme forr iz dunnk tesst. hee woz strapt inn a owld helli shelll an lowerd innto de worter. affter forr minits de dyver wennt dowen too sea wot hee woz fkin abowt att. heed tuk sum sope wiv im an woz avin a wosh. bowt tyme to.

toomorow iz fyrefytin traynin. i av gott sum machis an petrul. ifn iz iyelashis sirvives de daiy i wil bee very sirprized

gArf

Nick Hearne · 11 July 2005, 21:36

Thanks for the update Garf, keep them coming!

The Garfish · 14 July 2005, 13:35

rowg az sirvivid daiy too wiv ownly tenn pirsent birns an noe fkin iyebrowws

hee az lernt dat a chipp pann fyre an worter downt mikks an dat a shippin contayner wiv a fyre innsyde cann gett verry fkin ott onn de owtsyde. hee az jus gonn too bi sum strors sow az hee cann av drinnk.

orl inn orl de boyy dun gud . hee wud maik a verry profeshunul worter skwirter(dat meens hee cann sleap forr fifftean howers pir daiy.}

gArf

Rob Jones · 14 July 2005, 15:16

Are you English?

For once why dont you quit with the gibberish and communicate in a normal manner.

I read you strings over and over and they just annoy me - not sure how anybody can reply to you.