You can tell the weather has been pish and the nights are long when you find a 5 page thread on someone wanting to "close" a forum account.
Surely you just deactivate email notifications from said forum and never log on again? You must have a bad case of OCD to require "closure" to that part of life.
Anyway, back to more important things in life... Have you seen the price of dog food these days? Sheesh!
There is a place on this planet for all of Gods creatures.........right next to my tatties and gravy.