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Old 18 February 2012, 18:59   #1
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Martini, shaken AND stirred....

OK, so Martini will probably never speak to me again but just couldnt resist uploading this clip taken this morning....

He was no doubt struggling to cope with only 180hp as opposed to having those twin 250 optimax's at his disposal.

In all fairness, it's not the easiest maneuver to pull off and (with the help of a very big crowbar) he did try again and parked it quite happily

Sorry Matt...

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Old 18 February 2012, 19:41   #2
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Was he pissed?

More revs Matt, 3/4 throttle is never enough when close quarter handling.
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Was he pissed?

More revs Matt, 3/4 throttle is never enough when close quarter handling.
must av been on the Mary Anne
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Ha ha ha. What more is there to say? Won't forget it next time he comments on my boat handling!
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If you listen carefully, you can hear in the background just how sympathetic we were to his plight....

Best get the piss taking out of the way now as he's currently out at the Nab deep water anchorage picking up a tanker...i just happened to post this clip while he's without internet access....purely coincidence m'lord

Im sure he will be along shortly to defend himself as soon as he comes back into internet range...

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Hope he's not driving the tanker in that case.
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Bastard- couldn't post a clip of me getting it right could you!

I was quite happy with my efforts actually, there's quite a strong tide trying to pull me off the berth there in my defence
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there's quite a strong tide trying to pull me off the berth there in my defence
Ahhh, so we do have strong tides here in the Solent then eh?

True though, its a pig of a maneuver to get right and in his defence he only had about 20minutes experience driving that particular launch prior to giving it a go.

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Ahhh, so we do have strong tides here in the Solent then eh?
Strong-ish I spose...
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and things just went downhill from there, surgery in the morning on my crushed finger
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and things just went downhill from there, surgery in the morning on my crushed finger
Adding Injury to Insult!? So the gits videoed your (patently inadequate) training, mocked you on Youtube and in front of your peers, before placing you in harm's way?

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if anchor handler wasn't out on a job I'm sure my finger would be in the photo gallery by now

has to be said though, I've been well looked after by the company, hopefully not too much nerve/tendon damage. gutted i got through 20 years of steel industry fairly unscathed then go work on a boat for a week and this happens!
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and things just went downhill from there, surgery in the morning on my crushed finger
All the Best with that Chap! Hands do seem to heal well though.
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Yep, better late than never....

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No amount of hard hats or high vis jackets would have helped you this time, so still no point in changing a habit of a lifetime . Some kind of pilot boat initiation I 'spose.
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eek I was too scared to look, didn't realise it was that bad! Had surgery on damaged nerves etc, full recovery expected by the surgeon. Waiting for my flight home now so I can be waited on hand and foot
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No amount of hard hats or high vis jackets would have helped you this time, so still no point in changing a habit of a lifetime . Some kind of pilot boat initiation I 'spose.
Correct ppe was worn (gloves) but as i said previously, most ppe does feck all when you really need it. Common sense had kept me out of trouble the last 20 years, just happened to elude me this time round!
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Looks painful clobbered mine with a hammer a few times but never swelled up that bad. What was it!! a 10lb lump hammer, do tell ??

One thing for sure I bet the air was blue
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