Please stop. All these comments might offend them. IN future you must ensure you are politically neutral, and rather than pairing countries against one another, will you please only use the teams "red" and "blue", as a team is a far nicer concept than a country anyway, and red and blue are relatively non offensive so nobody should get upset if they loose. Shocking really.
(P.s., where's that french warship, and has anyone got a canon I can borrow?)