I now have the ultimate vehicle to beat the speed cameras. No it hasn't got 'stealth technology', it just doesn't go fast enough.
Anyway, I called in at the local tip today (loads of junk we are not taking to Scotland). I pulled up at the cubicle and the chap looked up at me in the cab, he was obviously wondering what the heck this army vehicle was doing there. As you all know you have to tell them what sort of waste you have, then they tell you which skip to put it in.
I looked him straight in the eye (he only had one) and said, "Nuclear waste mate!"
He stared at me quizically. I could see his brain ticking over as he thought, 'I don't think we take that here...?'
I let him stew for a few seconds.
"Only joking, general household waste really."
He breathed a sigh of relief. "Number 14 mate."
Off I went and dumped my plastic bags. Afterwards I thought, 'hey that was easy, maybe when I'm up in Scotland I could get a contract with Dounreay to dispose of their stuff'.
Keith (geiger counter) Hart