Hardboatin Equipment WANTED - Page 3

Mollers · 07 January 2006, 22:10

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Originally Posted by Rogue Wave

But I'd rather let my chopper go for a couple of mistresses!

If you'd kept hold of ya' chopper, you mightn't of needed the mistresses!!

Rogue Wave · 08 January 2006, 06:58

i'[ve done a bit of that also! which must qualify me as a proper hard boater

Pete7 · 08 January 2006, 10:14

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Originally Posted by Rogue Wave

But I'd rather let my chopper go for a couple of mistresses!

and if your Missus finds you have been choppering with the mistresses she will be after you with a chopper

oh and I can't get any odds on you, Ladbrooks think it will be a walk over.

Pete

Gav · 08 January 2006, 12:48

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Originally Posted by Rogue Wave

funny enough there is a hardboat stored in our unit and I am getting strangely attracted to it! Id best be careful lest I burn my balls on the exhaust pipe

Do feel free to sit in it RW, or even polish it if ya like!

bogib · 08 January 2006, 13:12

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Originally Posted by Gav

Do feel free to sit in it RW, or even polish it if ya like!

I am not surprise.......... I´ve been addict to this brand of boat for 16 years and owe one for 5 years and having one built now

Bogi

The Jackeens · 08 January 2006, 16:24

Just to save too much searching for the newbie 'on the block'

or any hardboater up-'blinging' here's the updated list of absolute essentials

Goldish Medallions
Hairy Chest Extensions
Replica Expensive Watches
Lengths of furry carpeting material (for the back and the cabin Andy)
Superglue
Minibar
Big Shades Man (pref. Ray Bans )
Substantial chunky gold(en) ring /A Ring in da profile
general bling!
rounders bat in position
Lovely Laydee
Fuel bowser
RNLI Membership
Full polishing kit for days over F3
Med. climate
M3 Beamer
Big Yankee Pick-up
Stripy Tee and Capn's Hat
Gin & Pimms AND mint, fruit, ice, angostura bitters, borage AND a splash of lemonade if it's not too much trouble! Oh and one of them glass swizzle sticks (on sale in Debenhams right now!!!)
Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
Thong wearing laydee / Trailer hitch posing (Matt's request)
pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing
ointment for Rogue's burns
a gArfish
blue thong (might be in jest)
Oxford English accent, big nose to look down on us poor pathetec rib nobbers
shed loads of fenders (bow stern) the full house
This years Musto jackets on a hanger because it never gets used apart from propping up the bar
weedy bottoms (on fenders cos they're always out in case)
lots and lots of board games scrabble Monopoly Frustration that kind of thing for all the days you watch the rest of your mates sailing out of the marina
Monopoly played with real £££
white trousers
an extensive wine collection
Neff appliances in your kitchin
a rolex sub- mariner to dangle from your wrist as you steer the boat out of the marina (edit : is that not murder? )
an X5 BMW
a few mistresses
chopper on the back (edit :needs to be carefully handled that Health & Safety Regs etc. )

So loadsa help here for the discerning perfomance craftsperson.

If any or all of these are lying about the house (with the possible exception of mistresses

) could you bring them along to the Churchillian or hold them 'till you see Nautibuoy storming the Solent in his gorgeous new craft.

Any items still considered lacking, please feel free to add !

missus

bogib · 08 January 2006, 16:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jackeens

Just to save too much searching for the newbie 'on the block'

or any hardboater up-'blinging' here's the updated list of absolute essentials

Goldish Medallions
Hairy Chest Extensions
Replica Expensive Watches
Lengths of furry carpeting material (for the back and the cabin Andy)
Superglue
Minibar
Big Shades Man (pref. Ray Bans )
Substantial chunky gold(en) ring /A Ring in da profile
general bling!
rounders bat in position
Lovely Laydee
Fuel bowser
RNLI Membership
Full polishing kit for days over F3
Med. climate
M3 Beamer
Big Yankee Pick-up
Stripy Tee and Capn's Hat
Gin & Pimms AND mint, fruit, ice, angostura bitters, borage AND a splash of lemonade if it's not too much trouble! Oh and one of them glass swizzle sticks (on sale in Debenhams right now!!!)
Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
Thong wearing laydee / Trailer hitch posing (Matt's request)
pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing
ointment for Rogue's burns
a gArfish
blue thong (might be in jest)
Oxford English accent, big nose to look down on us poor pathetec rib nobbers
shed loads of fenders (bow stern) the full house
This years Musto jackets on a hanger because it never gets used apart from propping up the bar
weedy bottoms (on fenders cos they're always out in case)
lots and lots of board games scrabble Monopoly Frustration that kind of thing for all the days you watch the rest of your mates sailing out of the marina
Monopoly played with real £££
white trousers
an extensive wine collection
Neff appliances in your kitchin
a rolex sub- mariner to dangle from your wrist as you steer the boat out of the marina (edit : is that not murder? )
an X5 BMW
a few mistresses
chopper on the back (edit :needs to be carefully handled that Health & Safety Regs etc. )

So loadsa help here for the discerning perfomance craftsperson.

If any or all of these are lying about the house (with the possible exception of mistresses

) could you bring them along to the Churchillian or hold them 'till you see Nautibuoy storming the Solent in his gorgeous new craft.

Any items still considered lacking, please feel free to add !

missus

Heck of a list and task for "US" the fecker hardboaters...................

Bogi (Arctic Challenger is a "RIB" in disguise)

The Jackeens · 08 January 2006, 16:52

missus

Gav · 08 January 2006, 17:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogib

(Arctic Challenger is a "RIB" in disguise)

Is it feck!!!!

bogib · 08 January 2006, 17:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gav

Is it feck!!!!

Top secret so I will not be banned on her too...........

enough sharing with JF his special, discreet and sincere favourite site

Bogi (ribhardboater)

Rogue Wave · 08 January 2006, 17:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gav

Is it feck!!!!

I think we all now it's a Trorler forr nicking orl de fissh

Gav · 08 January 2006, 17:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue Wave

I think we all now it's a Trorler forr nicking orl de fissh

git!

and contrary to popular beleif, hardboaters have the gear too! we just dont choose to wear it all year round!

"white trousers"!!! i ask ya!! sounds like sumfin manos wears!

"RNLI membership"...........most of the recent accidents have been in ribs!

"Lengths of furry carpet"........er, no carpet in my hardboat!

The Jackeens · 08 January 2006, 17:49

Hehehehe

Nice one Gav

(add drysuit and fishing rod to list)

missus

DM · 08 January 2006, 19:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gav

and contrary to popular beleif, hardboaters have the gear too!

Now don't get uppity but after seeing you kit up for your last outing, I don't think one leaky dry suit and a Matalan anorak could, in any, way be construed as having 'all the gear'

DM

Gav · 08 January 2006, 19:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidmanning

Now don't get uppity but after seeing you kit up for your last outing, I don't think one leaky dry suit and a Matalan anorak could, in any, way be construed as having 'all the gear'

DM

my drysuit aint leaky.........or old!! ya bellend! AND it was late december and freezin cold...........i didnt see any ribs out it was just us and the IOW ferrys!

Actually i do remember seeing a pair of nobbas in a big tub called "Billy"!!!

bogib · 08 January 2006, 19:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gav

my drysuit aint leaky.........or old!! ya bellend! AND it was late december and freezin cold...........i didnt see any ribs out it was just us and the IOW ferrys!

Actually i do remember seeing a pair of nobbas in a big tub called "Billy"!!!

Go on fellow hardboater

Bogi (on "Extreme" thin ICE)

DM · 08 January 2006, 20:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gav

Actually i do remember seeing a pair of nobbas in a big tub called "Billy"!!!

Yes, that was us, and you're right, it was freezing.

We were planning on going to the pub but Stu said 'Look, there's some fellow boaters going out to brave the elements, I think we should launch the boat in case they need any assistance with their trial run. I said 'F**k em' but he insisted and had his way.

Anyway, if you're dry suit isn't leaking you may have an incontinence problem.

DM

Gav · 08 January 2006, 20:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidmanning

Yes, that was us, and you're right, it was freezing.

We were planning on going to the pub but Stu said 'Look, there's some fellow boaters going out to brave the elements, I think we should launch the boat in case they need any assistance with their trial run. I said 'F**k em' but he insisted and had his way.

Anyway, if you're dry suit isn't leaking you may have an incontinence problem.

DM

thats cos Stu is a bloody nice bloke! i still think hes a bit thick though! spent ages trying to get a banquet table through a single doorway! but hey he's used to deflating things to make em fit!!

Rogue Wave · 09 January 2006, 19:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidmanning

Anyway, if you're dry suit isn't leaking you may have an incontinence problem.

DM

At last a subject you are an expert in!.

you are also forgeting that they habd a personal flare pack!

regard that smiley as a finger as well!

The Jackeens · 10 January 2006, 22:16

Goldish Medallions
Hairy Chest Extensions
Replica Expensive Watches
Lengths of furry carpeting material (for the back and the cabin Andy)
Superglue
Minibar
Big Shades Man (pref. Ray Bans )
Substantial chunky gold(en) ring /A Ring in da profile
general bling!
rounders bat in position
Lovely Laydee
Fuel bowser
RNLI Membership
Full polishing kit for days over F3
Med. climate
M3 Beamer
Big Yankee Pick-up
Stripy Tee and Capn's Hat
Gin & Pimms AND mint, fruit, ice, angostura bitters, borage AND a splash of lemonade if it's not too much trouble! Oh and one of them glass swizzle sticks (on sale in Debenhams right now!!!)
Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
Thong wearing laydee / Trailer hitch posing (Matt's request)
pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing
ointment for Rogue's burns
a gArfish
blue thong (might be in jest)
Oxford English accent, big nose to look down on us poor pathetec rib nobbers
shed loads of fenders (bow stern) the full house
This years Musto jackets on a hanger because it never gets used apart from propping up the bar
weedy bottoms (on fenders cos they're always out in case)
lots and lots of board games scrabble Monopoly Frustration that kind of thing for all the days you watch the rest of your mates sailing out of the marina
Monopoly played with real £££
white trousers
an extensive wine collection
Neff appliances in your kitchin
a rolex sub- mariner to dangle from your wrist as you steer the boat out of the marina (edit : is that not murder? )
an X5 BMW
a few mistresses
chopper on the back (edit :needs to be carefully handled that H&S!)
damp drysuit
fishing nets
personal flare pack
attitude

Nautibuoy will be expected to wear/carry-demonstrate competence in- most of the above at the next Solenty Meet. He has now got one Goldish Medallion courtesy of Sir Mark.