Originally Posted by Alice
They weren't swimming! They were drowning!! My arteries were blocking just sitting near the thing!
If we'd had any 'Sweaty Socks' nearby they'd have bunged a few Mars bars in.
First lets get one thing straight, I Mrs Sticky Only deal in big boys toys, not "little spoons".
Secondly whats this JCB issue and my lawn? You dont want to be shovelling horse manure off your highly cleaned drive do you?
Thirdly high fat content foods not only clog up the arteries they play havoc with your thought processing abilities.(Obviously you are having problems with the latter!!!)
See you soon
P.S. "What a great day" for another glass of red (Lidl,s special reserve)!!!!!!!!!