Originally Posted by willk
I had heard that you were handy with a knife...
In the interest of "peez", there's a seat on the "bowt" for you tomorrow
Dont take it lad .. it might be a 'syspenshun' seat, but yours will have an extra large spring fitted, that will have a release button somewhere ... if you do go .... keep an eye on the helms itchy finger
you might be lucky ,, there could be a big red knob on the dash with the words 'do not strike' on it