Originally Posted by Stoo
Oh, and since I still have two weeks, does your Missus have a like-minded sister?
I got here a bit late - what about like-minded sisters
? There is a passage in the 31st chapter of Proverbs (vs 10-31) that describes the ideal woman in detail. I'm pretty sure it mentions something about providing the husband with outboard motors - I may have to reread it.
Once you've got her to agree to the "love and obey" part of the vows, tacking on "and provide with outboard motors" should be a snap.