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Old 09 November 2006, 08:20   #1
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Sex in a Rib !!

Dare I do this one? I'm sure this one will get loads of viewings!!.

My girl is seriously hot and horny, she’s got an amazing body and just loves sex (lots of it!!).

So you can imagine the one thing we planned on doing as soon as we got the new rib in July. Ohh yes you guessed it, and my god did we.

Hot sunny day, flat calm and just drifting amorously in the current, right under the Humber Bridge. With the detachable rear seats removed, a double air bed fits perfect and works extremely well. Across the bow is another good one as well as over tubes on the side. She now likes to be called my Boat Bitch, which is now stitched on her cap, and on hot sunny days has worn nothing else.

Not got any pics (yet), but when I do perhaps I’ll display some that are not so revealing.

Anybody else tried it ?.
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Old 09 November 2006, 08:58   #2
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Do Humber bridges have a hole in them too
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That is what the

Shag Pad.......................... sorry, Sun Pad is for!!
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My girl is seriously hot and horny, she’s got an amazing body and just loves sex (lots of it!!). ...

...Anybody else tried it ?.

Perhaps - What's her name?

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Shag Pad.......................... sorry, Sun Pad is for!!
You going to keep that protective cover on the “sun pad” would save unsightly stains…
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Perhaps - What's her name?

Her name is Karen.
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This thread is coming up to have more viewings then the one about Richard's rib

Do you think my engine box has potential ?
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Old 09 November 2006, 11:00   #9
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This thread is coming up to have more viewings then the one about Richard's rib

Do you think my engine box has potential ?
I would have thought the vibration from the engine box would work it's extra magic
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150 views, 8 replys, and the only pictures posted so far are of a console and an engine box ??
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Old 09 November 2006, 11:29   #11
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My girl is seriously hot and horny, she’s got an amazing body and just loves sex (lots of it!!).
I'm sorry, you can't make a statement like that without proof! I am afraid I won't believe it until I see photos. Show me photos. Now.
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I'm sorry, you can't make a statement like that without proof! I am afraid I won't believe it until I see photos. Show me photos. Now.
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I second that Proposal

‘A’ Frame…………… she could hold on. ?
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"Hold on" - that's what the mooring ropes are for!!!
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"Hold on" - that's what the mooring ropes are for!!!
and what knot would you recommend from your boating experience ?

could i sugest the 4th one down on this page ?

http://www.realknots.com/knots/bends.htm
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Just wondering, will doggers get wet watching this one?
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Just wondering, will doggers get wet watching this one?
all depends on how close they get ?
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...and Crewsaver said the convenience zip was for p*&&ing out of!...
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I tried sex in a Rib

but I couldn't get out of the gimp suit....
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Puts a whole new meaning on "cumming alongside"!!
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