Originally Posted by Andy Stevens
You total plonker!
Not long ago, he was working under a boat with a disc cutter. Because he'd only got 5" dics which were to big for the cutter, he'd taken the guard off, but he will deny this and blame someone else.. He managed to drop the cutter which was writhing like a mad thing between his legs about 6" away from his nob. 'Don't move' I shouted. Not being one for listening to good advice, he did, and narrowly escaped being turned into a eunuch. Sooo funny.
Not longer after, some lads turned up with a large amount of cash to pay for a boat he'd sold. Britt asked me to drive her to the bank to pay the cash in before Stu could get his hands on it. As we left, one of the lads said to Stu 'You do realise that your mate has just disappeared with your wife and a big wedge of your cash'. Stu replied 'Yeh. I'll miss Dave'.