We were in disguise - how did you recognise us ?
Knowing that you were to venture north we thought we would go along quietly and secretly observe what you lot get up to when away from home.
Each of us went to more than a little trouble to dress up like a southern wuss - colour co-ordinated suits, gold chains, fake rolex etc., and we even splashed out on some fender sox to give the boat that really authentic touch.
So, could it have been that we didn't hold hands in the bar, or maybe that we only pretended to drink the cocktails ?
We thought that by clearing off home in a force 7 rather than waiting for the 9 the following day would have really convinced you that we were genuine.
So what gave the game away ?