I'd love a butler, but sadly unless you were locally born or you've lived on our island for at least 5 yrs, I'd have to give preference to a local without getting special dispensation from the powers that be. Population control they call it (an alternative to the free contraceptives that most other countries might use!)
Errm, one thing I forgot to mention, you'd need at least £200k to buy a half decent one bed flat here and half a million for a good 3 bed semi. And that's an island wide price, you can't go and live in a cheaper parish and save a few quid.
It's not always as rosy as we try and make out
. Asset rich, cash poor.