Now you see, I never said that I was bright. I said my wife thinks that I am bright. Quite diferent entirely.
I cant get a job-who would employ me? Even when I was working I had to employ myself!
Now did you read that response from Keith?
What a crewman eh?
He an I could chunter on all day, deep in meaningful conversation about b*****r all, (I mean if we left the Isle of Man, en-route for France, we would probably go right past it and end up in Bilboa or Santander such are the interesting conversations we would have).
And no, I didn't eat all those chips. If I had done that where would I have put all the beer?
Anyway, they were probably pommes frites as we were in French France at the time. So there.