Gentlemen, I thank you all for your input...
Chewy - we don't want to frighten the passengers; and I'm told that "helmet hair" is not the thing on Lamlash pier, unless you're with "The Boys' Brigade"
JSP - yeah, right!
Siochair & Cypman - Mebbes aye... There are definite possibilities in there.
Avocet - after the blaggers' outfitters start things got better; but a bit yottie, n'est ce pas?
Blackroady - I'm with you fellah. I'm just not that brave
Bigmuz - You
should know better!
After suitable censorship (anything over a fiver is too extravagant) I will pass some suggestions to the relevant finance department.
I may report back - but I did find this totally inappropriate garment...