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Old 21 January 2015, 16:13   #31
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I heard that someone went into a sunseeker at the boat show a few years ago and did a poo in one of the loos
When the salesman said, would you like to leave a deposit sir...
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Old 21 January 2015, 16:22   #32
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When the Mercury Yacht Haven staff spotted a man on CCTV swimming just off their slipway, they went down to investigate. When asked what did he think he was doing, he replied; looking for my trailer. He eventually found it...
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Old 21 January 2015, 16:31   #33
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😄 good times Neil! Need to make some more.
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Old 21 January 2015, 17:17   #34
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Heading down the river from Christchurch to mudeford my old Seadoo jet boat decided to jam the carb wide open.

By the time I pulled the kill cord was heading towards sailing dinghies at 40mph with absolutely no throttle control.

Ended up paddling back down the river looking like a complete twit!

A few grey hairs later and a bit of therapy and can see the funny side....
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