Originally Posted by pettal
Ah now is that v1.3, v1.4 or 1.4a? It's just that v1.3 fixed the non starter bug and added in numerous new functions including virtual propellor and the throttle dial now goes up to 11.
v1.4 however has several new bugs including: Won't hot start, fuel leek, auto yachty abuse and auto eject navigator. However have fixed geostationary uplink to include freeview (chargeable by sky later in the autumn).
v1.4a Fixes all the above and add's pretty lady in cockpit. However it is not a free upgrade and you'll have to pay for a new license.
Itís all of that and more, each engine was hand stripped by beautiful Tahitian maidens before being blueprinted by Zen Buddhist monks assisted by vestal virgins on an undiscovered mountain in Tibet
Each strand of fibre glass in the hull was laid by a Feng Shui expert before the resin was applied by someone who has never had a evil thought using a feather from the last dodo
The positioning of the console took a 20 strong team of engineers ten weeks to find the optimum position before a technician just placed where he thought it looked best
The hull was polished using the same technique that was used to polish the mirror of the Hubble telescope
The seats are made from leather only taken the armpits of new born Connelly calves and the steering wheel and throttle lever took 50 Swiss watch makes their whole lives just to ensure the controls worked, well, just like a Swiss watch
and Iím not even going to start on the attention to details in the ball room
didnít I mention it had a ball room