Oh no - after all that banter too! Heres a picture of my td4 auto freelander! Complete engine write off! High pressure fuel pump seal leak at 50mph causing engine sump to fill with diesel resulting in instant hydraulic lock! All pistons disconnected from con rods and rings in bits! Common problem too - just look on bmw owners forums!
Dont worry to much - it just needs a new motor - changed mine out in 2 days ;-)
Other than that (and many other issues) not a bad little car ;-)