Originally Posted by Rogan
A lot of salt!
Rogan, I have a plan to breach the under-lake salt mine at Goderich Ontario which I'm certain will eventually result in the Lakes reverting to their former glory days as shallow inland seas. If you could arrange to plow that pile of salt into Lake Michigan, that would help.
(BTW, I have a friend who is the chief electrician at a Lake Huron nuclear power plant. He's working on cranking that puppy up a few notches so that the waste-water heats up our new sea...)
Depending on the temperature we reach, I'll either ask Jimmy Beam to ship us a few orcas and sea lions etc., or if it's too warm for them, I'll ask Thomas to export some little fishes and coral from the Virgins...
I travel to Chicago every few years in the fall. It's a beautiful city, especially near the waterfront. Who says nothing good can come from a big fire!