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Old 06 December 2006, 19:07   #21
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Andy! Step away from the Guinness...

(You nearly changed a lightbulb with your head the other night! )

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Step toward the Black stuff more like.....So what are black holes
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Old 07 December 2006, 03:08   #22
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So what are black holes
Spaces that hoover up addresses, car keys, spare fivers etc. as you're rushing out the door to work

Wasn't there a bit of debate about the existence of black holes after all?

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Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Hmmm... well there's an interesting question isn't it ?

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the lightbulb exists.

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Define "lightbulb".

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to think deeply and come up with a real gem, such as "Well there you are, standing on a chair, changing a lightbulb. Here we see the difference between a cat and a dog. If you have a cat, it looks up at you, thinks 'What are you doing ?', and walks off. But if you have a dog, it's looking up at you and thinking 'Well, I dunno what you're doing, but I love you anyway.'
Everyone's forgot about the I***hman .....

1 to hold the lightbulb.and 6 to turn the ladders.
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Are but those questions are really irrelevant the real question thatís much more important would be is wrestling really fixed
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Are but those questions are really irrelevant the real question thatís much more important would be is wrestling really fixed
And the followup: Shouldn't there be some regulation to get wrestlers fixed? There eventually wouldn't be so many of them. (almost the old "If there were more people like you, there'd be less people like you" thing.)

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top of the world

You are all worng. I have it on good authority that Galway is the top of the world. Everywhere else is "down there"

"Stealth aircraft do not crash, I repeat..." quote : Donald RumsBums. Is he gone yet? Gone where, now that is the question! OOPS Now I am gone.
Look there things we know we know and things we know we dont know you know Ask Donny about the meaning of life... I am still trying to figure out what he meant.

Whats outside this universe? Ask Donny, he put it there.
What about the "weapons of mass destruction" ? ask Donny, he had the receipts!

Black holes! dont get me started...

Humpty Dumpty was "taken out" ask Donny

5 more pints of guinness please... The Jackeens are right.

One cannot start discussing this without at least 5 pints of black soup.
A black hole as everyone knows is when you come to the end of the pint of guinness.

By the way, do any of you people not think it strange that after the years of war in Iraq, the only thing that has actually happened (outside those poor unfortunate people who returned in body bags which is deplorable) is that the price of Oil doubled. Now remind me again of Mr. Bush`s interests.
Let me see, you start a war and your assets double?????

Sad but true!
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I hasten to add, all the poor unfortunate people who have been killed.
All for what..
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Everyone's forgot about the I***hman .....

1 to hold the lightbulb.and 6 to turn the ladders.
How about one to hold the Lightbulb in the fitting and wait till the World revolves around it
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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How do you know if a Stealth bomber has crashed .

And where would you start looking for it?
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A black hole as everyone knows is when you come to the end of the pint of guinness.
I thought it was what you got the morning after 10 pints of guiness?
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