No-one expects The Spanish Inquisition :)

[The Jackeens]

Have to say to the (top notch ) Solenteer who is doing a Hercule Poirot on the identity of the gArfisH....

that terrible torture befalls anyone who might reveal his/her/their/its identity.

Even if one knew who they were as it were ...

Us

(You seek 'him' here you seek 'him' there
To reveal 'its' identity is your wish
But if you know then do not dare
Incur the wrath of the Sowlent gArFISH)

[hard1]

Originally Posted by The Jackeens

Have to say to the (top notch ) Solenteer who is doing a Hercule Poirot on the identity of the gArfisH....

that terrible torture befalls anyone who might reveal his/her/their/its identity.

Even if one knew who they were as it were ...

Us

(You seek 'him' here you seek 'him' there
To reveal 'its' identity is your wish
But if you know then do not dare
Incur the wrath of the Sowlent gArFISH)

You mean YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW???

[The Jackeens]

OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Us

[Jono]

.......

[The Garfish]

Originally Posted by hard1

You mean YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW???

orl rite orl rite. iyll coff. iyl old mi ands upp an connfes

iym de gArfish

gArf

[Rogue Wave]

Originally Posted by The Garfish

iym de gArfish

im de gaRfish

an beeforr dat i woz sparrtacus

[Jonny Fuller]

iym de gArfish, and so is my wife

[Phil Chitty]

im da gARfish und bifor dat oi wz da stig

[jwalker]

Originally Posted by The Garfish

iym de gArfish
gArf

Oh no you're not!

[Jimbo]

Eye am de tru gArfish. Orl yew ovva nobburs fink it's dat Rowg Skratcher, es torkin bollix.

ifn i waz yew, i'd giv up yore kwest, az from wat I av erd, yore nevvu goin too noe de truwth. de gArfish dose not rizpond well too bein pooshed intu iding. torx wil go intu de nite bout gettin sum ip's an budygards for protecshun - dat jon brucks woz a ip wunce, i fink e is verry profeshunnel az e as orl dem workie torkies and eerfones. e is de nobba too protekt de gArfish. e as bin nown too tek a bulet too reskue iz imoc's, so de gArfish wil be in saf ands. Yew wil neva win.