Too much bickering - Page 2

codprawn · 02 May 2007, 23:21

Of course Land Rovers break down all the time - well they do when they have GERMAN parts fitted. Just spent 3 hrs changing my power steering pump - and what make was it? ZF - as fitted to the X5 and other cars from the farterland!!! Only part that has ever gone wrong on any of my Land Rovers.

German engineering - my God(mein Gott) they haven't advanced since their rubbish Lutwaffe was thrashed by the RAF!!!

There we are that should start a good bickering match - although Mein Fuhrer will now block this thread......

Off now to watch my favourite episode of Flowery Twats!!!

Hightower · 03 May 2007, 00:34

And DANA corporation make the front and rear axles for both Landrover and X3/5, so don't come to me when your axles start whineing

pathalla · 03 May 2007, 02:26

You guys don't know anything about bickering, us "Yanks" invented it... after we KICKED ASS twice in the Revolutionary War and in 1812. We then did all kinds of great things like inventing the Automobile, Airplane, Telephone and the Internet... our final accomplishment was selling the hull design "Leeway Ribs" is currently using. Oh, and we cloned Codprawn back in the day too...

codprawn · 03 May 2007, 02:42

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Originally Posted by pathalla

You guys don't know anything about bickering, us "Yanks" invented it... after we KICKED ASS twice in the Revolutionary War and in 1812. We then did all kinds of great things like inventing the Automobile, Airplane, Telephone and the Internet... our final accomplishment was selling the hull design "Leeway Ribs" is currently using. Oh, and we cloned Codprawn back in the day too...
OUR BOATS IS BETTER THAN YOUR"N BOATS!!! There! Try outbickering that!

The USA did NOT win the war of independence - because it didn't exist until the war was over!!!

Telephone was invented by a Scotsman - ding a ling was his name.....
Internet was invented by an Englishman called Tim Berners Lee
Aeroplane was possibly a Welshman - or Sir George Cayley
The first car was probably built by a Frog

For your information Codprawn is unclonable due to a total ban on the proliferation of such creatures.

pathalla · 03 May 2007, 02:54

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Originally Posted by codprawn

The USA did NOT win the war of independence - because it didn't exist until the war was over!!!

Telephone was invented by a Scotsman - ding a ling was his name.....
Internet was invented by an Englishman called Tim Berners Lee
Aeroplane was possibly a Welshman - or Sir George Cayley
The first car was probably built by a Frog

For your information Codprawn is unclonable due to a total ban on the proliferation of such creatures.

Oh yeah?? What about our incredible contributions to world culture? Well what about Disneyland??? Or Porno?? Or Mcdonalds restaurants? Or nuclear bombs? Next thing you know you'll be claiming you invented the rigid inflatable boat... Or Land Rovers....

Hugh Jardon · 03 May 2007, 08:03

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Originally Posted by pathalla

Oh yeah?? What about our incredible contributions to world culture? Well what about Disneyland??? Or Porno?? Or Mcdonalds restaurants?

yes they seem to be all the major achievements the guys over the pond have come up with! did you miss burger king?

John Kennett · 03 May 2007, 08:24

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Originally Posted by Nauti Buoy

I think you'll find we're being sarcastic

there has been so many "bikkering" debates over 4x4's, which 4x4's, etc etc just seemed a light hearted bit of banter. Clearly you do not see the funny side of it. Don't panic as I am sure the last thing the majority of people on here want is another debate on who makes the best 4x4 and how many mountains they will and will not climb etc etc, what they can/can't tow. So fret ye not Carl and myself were not after starting another 4x4 debate just a bit of light hearted hunour.

"Are you being sarcarstic? I don't like people being sarcarstic. Like this one time this bloke says to me nice day. But it wasn't, right. So real casual like, I bit his head off!"

John

Nos4r2 · 03 May 2007, 08:27

No-one's mentioned that the Canadians torched the White House in 1812 yet...

Up Canada!

Sixy_the_red · 03 May 2007, 08:27

Well you're all wrong anyway, because its quite clear that the Freelander is the best 4x4 ever built!

John Kennett · 03 May 2007, 08:30

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Originally Posted by Sixy_the_red

Well you're all wrong anyway, because its quite clear that the Freelander is the best 4x4 ever built!

Yeah, as long as you ordered the optional "off road" kit consisting of a v8 Ninety and a large dog. One to tow you out when you get stuck, the other to bark at anyone who laughs at you . . .

John

Nos4r2 · 03 May 2007, 08:30

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Originally Posted by Sixy_the_red

Well you're all wrong anyway, because its quite clear that the Freelander is the best 4x4 ever built!

Nah, the Fiat Panda 4x4 is better

timw · 03 May 2007, 08:34

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Originally Posted by Nauti Buoy

I think you'll find we're being sarcastic

there has been so many "bikkering" debates over 4x4's, which 4x4's, etc etc just seemed a light hearted bit of banter. Clearly you do not see the funny side of it. Don't panic as I am sure the last thing the majority of people on here want is another debate on who makes the best 4x4 and how many mountains they will and will not climb etc etc, what they can/can't tow. So fret ye not Carl and myself were not after starting another 4x4 debate just a bit of light hearted hunour.

Yes thank you for that Nauti Buoy, I was fully aware of your sarcasm....didn't you get that my reply was also sarcastic and in the spirit of of the bickering thread?

...Bloody hell...are you South Coast types really that slow?

Hugh Jardon · 03 May 2007, 08:44

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Originally Posted by timw

Yes thank you for that Nauti Buoy, I was fully aware of your sarcasm....didn't you get that my reply was also sarcastic and in the spirit of of the bickering thread?

...Bloody hell...are you South Coast types really that slow?

tim, stop moaning and bickering and phone up ya mate!!

Sixy_the_red · 03 May 2007, 08:44

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Originally Posted by Nos4r2

Nah, the Fiat Panda 4x4 is better

You slaggin' off Fiat Pandas??

What you REALLY want is one of these....genuine landy based 3x3...

clicky

John Kennett · 03 May 2007, 09:04

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Originally Posted by timw

Yes thank you for that Nauti Buoy, I was fully aware of your sarcasm....didn't you get that my reply was also sarcastic and in the spirit of of the bickering thread?

Yeah Nauti Buoy, keep up. Even the Septics understood!

John

timw · 03 May 2007, 09:10

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Originally Posted by Hugh Jardon

tim, stop moaning and bickering and phone up ya mate!!

Sod off...he's not my mate. I've never met him or been to Lulworth Cove.

Nauti Buoy · 03 May 2007, 09:11

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Originally Posted by John Kennett

Yeah Nauti Buoy, keep up. Even the Septics understood!

John

Yep sorry, oh great tall one,

I'm clearly a dumb ass

and not worthy.

Nauti Buoy · 03 May 2007, 09:12

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Originally Posted by timw

Sod off...he's not my mate. I've never met him or been to Lulworth Cove.

Ohhhhhhhh yes he is

Sixy_the_red · 03 May 2007, 09:28

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Originally Posted by Nauti Buoy

Ohhhhhhhh yes he is

I hope you're not spreading unsubstantiated rumours or attempting to make inflammatory remarks about another member of the forum...

John Kennett · 03 May 2007, 09:33

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Originally Posted by timw

Sod off...he's not my mate. I've never met him or been to Lulworth Cove.

Hang on, that's not a Ribcraft -- it's a cleverly disguised Ribeye! The truth is out there . . .

John