Glad he didnt have to call coast guard or he would have sounded a right turnip.
Coastguard - Can you describe your vessel sir ?
Skipper - Yes its a large Pumpkin with an outboard, very round and orange.
Coastguard - Of course sir, have you been drinking today ?
Fair play to him.
Based on other posts this year if he had put an inflatable collor on it he called have claimed the first vegtable rib record.
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