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17 November 2007, 16:57
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This isn't a windup. man has sex with bicycle.
BBC news link
Now, I know what he was doing is a bit odd but surely if he was doing it in the privacy of his own room it's no-one else's problem...? 
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17 November 2007, 16:58
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read about that elsewhere yesterday. Apparently, he was in some sort of "hostel", which is classified as a public place...so...
does seem strange to give him a record for it though, hardly fair...
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17 November 2007, 17:08
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I think I'd be more peed off at being put on the sex offenders register!
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17 November 2007, 17:46
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I read this on the bbc website a few days ago. Bizarre.
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17 November 2007, 17:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nos4r2
I think I'd be more peed off at being put on the sex offenders register!
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forgot that bit...utter lunacy...
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17 November 2007, 18:31
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Any port in a storm I guess
do you know what sort of lubricunt he used! was it Casrol, Fuckhams or Rocksoff Oil
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17 November 2007, 18:52
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I remember a while back a man was convicted of having sex with a pavement (he regularly lay down in the street and w@nked off on the ground) - the story was most memorable due to a wonderful, one assumes unintented, quote which went along the lines of "police received help from the public which led to the man being fingered later on..."
Which he may or may not have enjoyed 
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18 November 2007, 19:53
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WOW, that bike looks well fit.....
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19 November 2007, 07:30
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Sir Walter Raleigh
There was an old Irish book about a policeman gradually turning into his bicycle but that may have been more about excessive devotion to duty...
Written by Flann O Brien or someone.
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19 November 2007, 08:27
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guess it was "wheely" good!!
as long as you can "handle" it,
suppose i "spoke" to soon!!
i guess he was in the "frame"
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20 November 2007, 00:20
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Wonder what would have happened if it was simply a case of "Man has sex with hand". Not unheard of!
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28 November 2007, 19:21
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when asked what his other half was called he said Raleigh, everyones rode it
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