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Old 09 March 2004, 17:25   #1
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that geeza in the orange beeny looks like the bloke who mugged me and knicked my laptop 2 months ago !!! he was wearing an identicla beeny !!!!
Mr Rat, I must apologise for the incident.

No hard feeings, eh?

It is me who has lost out in the long run. I have had to leave the UK to hide in South Africa. Please do not reveal my past to my employers.

I hope you were able to make a full insurance claim.

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Old 09 March 2004, 17:38   #2
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Old 09 March 2004, 18:06   #3
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Mr Paul,

This is no laughing matter.

You will see that in the picture where I am next to the Greek Falcon rep, he is wearing a very nice Rolex wrist watch.

No more.

I am sorry to say that I cannot help myself. But I am informed that you and a friend can help me "fence" the gear in a location called Worsley.

I shall send the watch to be collected by you at Fareham post office.

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Old 09 March 2004, 18:18   #4
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Please can you send me the postage as I have not been able to get an advance on my wages here. And as a demaonstration of your trustworthiness, please send £300 against the value of this fine watch.

£350 will cover it. Send to Mr Beeny at the factory.

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Old 10 March 2004, 01:30   #5
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Behave you old 'has-beeny'

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Old 10 March 2004, 03:04   #6
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£350 will cover it. Send to Mr Beeny at the factory.OB.
Think that Rolex worth’s more than that is gold, quite new and with blue plaque.

May I suggest that you consider purchasing my 10 year old Seamaster for a mere £700?

By the way while I was there I managed to lose my gold Mont Blank pen did you nicked that one too Mr Beeny?
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Old 10 March 2004, 03:07   #7
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Beeny

I’ve forwarded your current location to a close friend of mine at Interpol who's very interested in talking to you; local SA police should be kicking your door in at any time now!!

If you’re ever back over this way can i please have my laptop back as it took me years to acquire the vast amount of porn on the hard drive which is completely irreplaceable?




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Old 10 March 2004, 03:24   #8
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Mr Manos,
You are a honorable man, unlike that Mr Paul Jakeen who was trying to stich me up. if you can get a better price from the rolex then I shall send it to you.

I willmake a good job of your new ribs

you don't need to send cash as i already lifted your visa card when you visited us so thank you for the new hifi

i had my eye on your mount blank but the rep from Greece beet me to it. You need to be wary of your friends mr Manos
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Old 10 March 2004, 03:28   #9
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Mr Rat,

That is indeed a fine colection, but what strange taste you have! those donkeys will need counselling after that ordeal. I'm sure i recognised you in some of the photos, did you do a lot of training to hold such a strange position?


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Old 10 March 2004, 03:29   #10
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Old 10 March 2004, 04:40   #11
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Well Mr Kennett, your 'Comic' appears to be coming on nicely! lol
I think RIBnet has lost it's way.

Still, never again will I have to sit and humbly take it on the chin when you diss Boatmad ..LMFAO...in fact, mebbe I should leave boatmad inactive, as there's no need for it anymore.
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Old 10 March 2004, 06:01   #12
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Yes there is c'mon pull your's finger out!

I am a happy member of both Forums, but I do miss the crack of boat mad terribly.

Can I have Mr. Garfish's job when it returns?

I was speaking to an outspoken and dislexic (snouds lyke mee) forum member last night who tells that he joined a forum for Ballroom Dancers as he was unable to gain access to Boatmad.

Mr Beeny when are you going to deliver the Optimax to Pete7? hurry up please as my Camel needs a good thrusting or shafting or whatever?
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Old 10 March 2004, 10:37   #13
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who tells that he joined a forum for Ballroom Dancers as he was unable to gain access to Boatmad.
yorr fkin rite waivnobber i didd butt i ownly lastid 1 hower an tenn minits befour de bastuds bannd mee jus cuz i axed wy orl de wimmin dat doo de fokkstrot an de rumbar arr rinkly owld binnts wiv bigg teef an minni skerts

enywaiy itt wasunt mee hoo fukt upp de botemadd. orl i idd waz deeleet sum ov mississ nobbers drivul an de neckst fing i no iz dat de hole fkin syte ad vannished innto fkin obbliviun orltho i doo beeleeve itt az bin spotid bi de fkin hubbull telyscowpe doin a sercumnavvigashun ov yoranus.
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Old 10 March 2004, 13:36   #14
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Dear Sir,



Missed your posts, gArf. I hope Jonny Boy recovers Mrs. gArf's posts and your own as they are such classics. Especially her last post...very very funny...

Sorry you broke Boatmad but I'm sure you didn't mean it.
We have a bit of a motley crew hoping to go out on Saturday 20th so please allow passage. Some NWR will be down but I think they're inexperienced and one is wind assisted a lot of the time if the rumours are true. The other one is a true bag of wind like his boat but as usual, the missuses are lovely, harmless people...



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Passport required next time YOU come up here. Your camera is now on Ebay with a 'Buy now' value of 2'6d
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Old 10 March 2004, 13:46   #16
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'Buy now' value of 2'6d
I'm sorry??? What's that funny notation? (I dred to think )



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Old 10 March 2004, 13:57   #18
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Pounds, shillings and pence...

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Not lived here long or your younger than you look!
Nah I wos lying. Born in 1941, me. And my birthday is September 25th cos it's Paul's in the 'profile'.
I'm making this public because I imagine I shall be banned from Boatmad now and forever, Amen...(But I definitely want a Happy Birthday thread when it comes up. At least I can count on Louise for that.)
Then JK will have to get rid of me and I'll end up on the ballroomdancing forum with the rest of gArf's oul wimmin with the long teeth and wrinkles (although I'd say he's no oil painting himself if he's had a hard life boxing and stuff)

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Old 10 March 2004, 14:49   #19
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The other one is a true bag of wind like his boat ...



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That narrows it down to about 8 NWR's

I must say Lady J you are wearing well for a 63 year old................
You are old enoughg to be my Mum.......for some reason i think a price tag of 10/6 is more suited to you
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Old 10 March 2004, 14:59   #20
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We're Boatmadding now...

Only got us all into trouble in the past...

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