MASSACRE Cruise

The Jackeens · 14 February 2004, 20:55

Right any of you lazy Ba****ds going out on Sunday after the Paint balling.

If you can't make it on Sat for the Paint Massacre why not make it out on the water on Sunday. There is alot of the NWribsters down so who can make it !!!!!!!!

A Good chance to put names to faces - althought that might not be a good thing - some Ugly folk around you know !!!

Come on Names Please.

Paul

Ian · 14 February 2004, 21:09

Well seeing you asked:
Dave Maning is the ugliest closley followed by Jono. Phil (claims to be a NWR but lives in Essex, which in my AtoZ is a bit close to London to be classed as the NW, but at least he gets up here, sometimes) comes in third. The fourth NWR is of course the best looking of them all but still ugly.

Phil Davies · 14 February 2004, 21:56

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Originally posted by The Jackeens
A Good chance to put names to faces

Well you won't miss Ian - he's the one who claims to be 43, but in fact looks older than Dave Manning, who's a sprightly 51.

Ian · 14 February 2004, 22:16

Deb's still loves me, wrinckles and all (mine not hers you understand). I only claim to be 43 because of the birth certificate. This may not be mine of course, but until someone comes up with an alternative, I'll stick with it!
I could have sworn DM was 60+

The Jackeens · 14 February 2004, 22:16

Phil,

Are you bringing your monster

Ian · 14 February 2004, 22:17

I think this is getting a little personal now!

Phil Davies · 14 February 2004, 22:27

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Originally posted by The Jackeens
Phil,

Are you bringing your monster

Afraid not, she runs a hairdressing business in Anglesey and can't spare the time.

Ian · 14 February 2004, 22:28

oops, sorry

The Jackeens · 14 February 2004, 22:28

So your boat's a hairdresser then - Hhmmmmmmmm

Ian · 14 February 2004, 22:35

ok, not so sorry, just totally confused!

His monster is the anchor with a rib attached!

Phil Davies · 14 February 2004, 22:36

Sorry, slight misunderstanding there. No plans to bring my RIB - got to get back in the evening to feed the dog - that's the labrador, not Gaynor by the way, who's perfectly capable of making her own meals.

The Jackeens · 14 February 2004, 22:38

Rogue Wave · 15 February 2004, 10:57

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Originally posted by Ian
I could have sworn DM was 60+

The worrying thing is he's younger than me! ooh err!

The Jackeens · 15 February 2004, 11:03

Si to get this thread back on track.

So who's up for going out on Sunday

Ian · 15 February 2004, 11:07

me, if I can shake off this headache caused by the shouting.
Take it easy

Numbers show there will be more NWR's than Southern Wussies at this rate.

The Jackeens · 15 February 2004, 11:10

Oh no you're going to make our bote look really short (I've seen those pics of you on Meme's craft!!!)

Missus

(and me if I can recover my dignity after a savage attack by gArf over on Boatmad

)

Rogue Wave · 15 February 2004, 12:29

All he said was that you were a gippo and a bit lightfingered, It's not as if he said something really bad like you were English or a ginger mincer.

If my Searider is ready I will go out on Sunday

The Jackeens · 15 February 2004, 13:13

I was alerted to this post by a telephone call from the dark side.
I am shocked that you could repeat such scandalous words and appeal to this forum's Boss (the other one just laughs at me) to sort you out come the paintballing.

PS do you think I could ask gArf if there's any white heather among the bulrushes? I could do a sideline selling bits during the paintball do if the man doesn't mind (10% alright? )...I have to get vegetarian sausages and they're awful expensive...

Missus

Ian · 15 February 2004, 13:27

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Originally posted by The Jackeens
I have to get vegetarian sausages and they're awful expensive...

Missus

and they taste like cardboard, hint hint!
you should try mushrooms, fried tomatos, beans and scrambled egg, these always go down well with a veggie, hint hint!
toast and coffee finishes it off nicely

The Jackeens · 15 February 2004, 13:41

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Originally posted by Ian
and they taste like cardboard, hint hint!

God Debs, I've great sympathy for you...no wonder you need a week's retreat. (Have fun BTW). OK I'll get the grub. Louise will have the same menu as she has discriminating tastes like yourself.

As for tasting cardboard...no-one does that except for Jono & Manning in the Zapcat...

Missus