John Kennet Oscar nominations

[eupa]

-- should be awarded to :

MR.CODPRAWN/Garfish alias JONO

....for the most daunting number of posts ( > 5000)
....for the outstanding contribution to the nautical society
....for the most original screen play ( 30 months to get a rib)
....the best actor in town...

and the oscar goes to ....

[ollyit]

put a picture to the name so we can see!

[Matt]

I'm not sure which of those 3 individuals should be most insulted being compared to the other 2 - probably gArf.

[John Kennett]

For heavens sake Eupa, keep up! Surely by now everyone knows that I am Codprawn

No one knows who the Garfish is, although some people reckon that they do, and Jono doesn't exist (even though you thought it was him that you met last year!)

The truth is out there . . .

John

[Jono]

Just because I'm on the move, doesn't mean I can't see you.... Jonathan.. Tsk, Tsk....

[eupa]

For heavens sake Eupa, keep up! Surely by now everyone knows that I am Codprawn

That's my problem- spent over 4 months in bed - and I need to catch up. So please enlighten me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

From waht I understand John Kennet is a tall lankey kind of guy, while Jono is..
well, for a better choice of words .. well built...............

Jonathan

[John Kennett]

Hey Jono (whoever you are)! First he calls you Codprawn, now he says you're fat!

John

[Nauti Buoy]

Originally Posted by John Kennett

Hey Jono (whoever you are)! First he calls you Codprawn, now he says you're fat!

John

hmmm but he stoped short of Lankey for you though

[eupa]

now he says you're fat

John Kennet- distorting my words.. I did'nt say he was fat... I said he was
well built. That's not the same thing.He may be overweight, balding, rides a BMW has about 3 landrovers---- but "he" is hell of a nice guy.( If that was jono- the man I met last year.)

anyway,my resaon for thinking he was Garf, was due to the fact that 'garf' knows a hell of a lot about Belgium, and 'Jono" comes over quite a lot.....
and which Brit, on this board knows about "walloons" and "flamigants" Garf knows.

Jonathan

[John Kennett]

Originally Posted by eupa

and which Brit, on this board knows about "walloons" and "flamigants" Garf knows.

GaRf is all knowing, and all seeing. Since he infiltrated Google he now owns the whole internet too.

John

[The Garfish]

Originally Posted by eupa

my resaon for thinking he was Garf

fuk mee iyve bin rumbuld bi hirkewel pwarrow. mi seekrit iz owt. i amm unndun.

enywaiys yew beljy bastud wen arr wee gonna sea sum piks ov yorr operashun sow wee cann av a showw uz yer innerds thred

joNo

[eupa]

enywaiys yew beljy bastud wen arr wee gonna sea sum piks ov yorr operashun sow wee cann av a showw uz yer innerds thred

I did.nt get operated on.. as they reckon I would never have woken up. Anyway, if you did take me to pieces, I can assure you, that apart from a few traces of blubber, there ain't much in the body worth looking at, well ..apart from one part... All I needed was lots of TLC, inertia and NO RIBNET for 4 months.... lots of pills, lots of injections...

jonathan

[The Garfish]

Originally Posted by eupa

and NO RIBNET for 4 months....

soe acawdin too yorr doktir, soshulizin wiv ribnobburs iz badd forr yorr helth

joNo

[eupa]

soe acawdin too yorr doktir, soshulizin wiv ribnobburs iz badd forr yorr helth

Of course. Its worse than actual ribbing( excuse the pun!!).... The problem is that most of my posts should be taken at arms length. Basically life is too short to argue... and a lot of the posters get worked up .... about nothing and then become insulting, and then downright ignorant, and I have just feel sorry for them and get depression....Depression gives high blood pressure, then the lights go out ....

Take Codprawn- I admit i was wrong on many accounts. Now i can have fun with him and he knows where I am coming from.However, would love to try his boat out.....

thanks garf for your understanding, compassion, comprehension, thoughfulness and consideration...


Jonathan

[The Garfish]

Originally Posted by eupa

thanks garf for your understanding, compassion, comprehension, thoughfulness and consideration...

dats a bitt beloe de bellt. i av nevver bin sow insultid

i wownt bee dynin owt wiv yew eny morr


joNo