I'm not sure if this report says more about our robbers or our shopkeepers.
The word on the street is that the three lads held up the shop with a shotgun. The owner, the most excellent Mr McDonagh (no relation), walks in to find a lad holding the gun to his missus while the other two are loading 100k worth of swag. Does he submit? Does he f##k!
He takes advantage of the sudden screaming and DISARMS the guy, removes the cartridges (to ensure no-one cheats
) and proceeds to HOSPITALISE the guy while his mates leg it, only for one to be nailed by another shopkeeper and the other to be running tackled by a female officer of the law. Ouch.
Result, two in hospital, all to be charged, red faces in prison. SCORE