Icelandic Eruption - Page 2

Lets go boating · 15 April 2010, 10:27

uk airports are shutting as the ash is hovering above us now, how did we get involved lol, apparently the engines will explode if the ash is taken in, it also means we are breathing this stuff in god dam it

bogib · 15 April 2010, 10:45

Yepp we have EUROPE and NORTH AMERICA in our hands

So question is now what will our demands be

Bogi

Lets go boating · 15 April 2010, 10:48

give up or we will bomb ya

willk · 15 April 2010, 10:56

"Terrorist Cash Charges Dropped in Ash Standoff" The Financial Times

"Cameron calls for Inquiry into Labour handling of Ash Crisis" The Times

"Miceland ups Anty in Wanking Crisis" The Guardian

"Scandy Bandits Bombard Britain" The Daily Mail

"Polar Pests Hijack our Holidays" The Sun

"Record Attendance at Dogs as holidaymakers stay home" The Yorkshire Post

willk · 15 April 2010, 10:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martha Focker

give up or we will bomb ya

Your bombers taking off from where exactly???

bogib · 15 April 2010, 10:58

But you will get our permission to fly..... and we may still say NO

On serious matter, this is making lot of damages to our farming areas, mudslides due to flooding as the glacier Eyjafjallajökull is melting, also ash lays over grass and toxic Fluor chemicals are also making danger to people and animals, last euroption in this place lasted two years..... in early 1800

Bogi

Steve_B · 15 April 2010, 11:40

Bogi

Are thoughts are with you, as whilst we are grounded, the actual damage is with you.

From a very selfish point of view, looks like we will have nothing to do at work for the next few days, except heckle the Mil guys. Always good fun

Lets go boating · 15 April 2010, 12:12

why can't it make a difference to the damproofing industry

Poly · 15 April 2010, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by willk

"Terrorist Cash Charges Dropped in Ash Standoff" The Financial Times

"Cameron calls for Inquiry into Labour handling of Ash Crisis" The Times

"Miceland ups Anty in Wanking Crisis" The Guardian

"Scandy Bandits Bombard Britain" The Daily Mail

"Polar Pests Hijack our Holidays" The Sun

"Record Attendance at Dogs as holidaymakers stay home" The Yorkshire Post

They are all quite possible except no 3 - unless you get different version of the Guardian over there...

...you've missed a few though:

"Darkest day since Diana's death" The Express

"Jordan's ash scare" The Star

willk · 15 April 2010, 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polwart

They are all quite possible except no 3 - unless you get different version of the Guardian over there...

...you've missed a few though:

"Darkest day since Diana's death" The Express

"Jordan's ash scare" The Star

I'm at something of a disadvantage here, as I don't read any of 'em. I have to garner their "flavour" from the parody of others. I was under the incorrect impression that The Gaurdian was published without the benefit of a spelchekker

so:

"Iceland ups Ante in Banking Crisis"

That was probably back in the 80's

Bigmuz7 · 15 April 2010, 21:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polwart

"Darkest day since Diana's death" The Express

The daily mail gets my nobs up over their royalism sometimes

.. innit ?

bogib · 16 April 2010, 07:43

This picture was taken yesterday at 17.11 (GMT) from thermal imagine camera on board Icelandic Coast Guard aircraft of the three main eruption spots...... and it looks like taken from the film Scary movie.....

Bogi

willk · 16 April 2010, 09:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogib

This picture was taken yesterday at 17.11 (GMT) from thermal imagine camera on board Icelandic Coast Guard aircraft

Oh right! You lads are still flying about?

Hmmmmmmm. If you look REALLY carefully at that pic, I think you can see a whole bunch of JCBs in the lower left corner loading ash into a bank of snowblowers

bogib · 16 April 2010, 09:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by willk

Oh right! You lads are still flying about?

Hmmmmmmm. If you look REALLY carefully at that pic, I think you can see a whole bunch of JCBs in the lower left corner loading ash into a bank of snowblowers

Oh yeahh..... domestic flight all open with no disruption

Just international flights are disrupted

INDEED WE HAVE GIANT SMOWBLOWERS SENDING THE ASHES AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE AIMED AT BRITAIN AND NETHERLAND......

Bogi

Mollers · 16 April 2010, 09:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by willk

If you look REALLY carefully at that pic, I think you can see a whole bunch of JCBs in the lower left corner loading ash into a bank of snowblowers

Until JCB finance snatch the machines back.

Too edgey?

willk · 16 April 2010, 10:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mollers

Too edgey?

No, because it's "in context". Besides, Bogi is hauling RNLI hardware out of the UK on a weekly basis, so I know who's laughing

willk · 16 April 2010, 19:33

Not going down well with the Weegie Hordes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZ...eature=popular

bogib · 16 April 2010, 20:41

Eyjafjallajökull will be closed off for public this weekend as lot af activities going on lot of uncertanities........ I am on duty from 10 AM until midnight tomorrow to keep people away......

Bogi

astra · 16 April 2010, 20:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogib

Eyjafjallajökull will be closed off for public this weekend as lot af activities going on lot of uncertanities........ I am on duty from 10 AM until midnight tomorrow to keep people away......

Bogi

Thats good then

Bigmuz7 · 16 April 2010, 21:10

Just went out side .. got hit on the head by a frozen lasagne,black forest gataux, and a garlic baguette . .. must be the fall out from Iceland