Francis Joyon

[Andy Moore]

He has been officially added to my list of heroes.

Knocked 14 days off the record. A-W-E-S-O-M-E.

[robin]

Excellent result for the Frenchman, a superb sailor.

I don't think Dame Ellen feels the same though, despite what she may say in public.

Hover over the picture (thanks Getty Images) for the real truth

Other captions are invited.

[RAD]

Cor that microphone could be turned into a weapon!
Well it would be this side of London!