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15 November 2004, 15:14
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Country: UK - England
Town: New Forest Hampshire
Boat name: Moonshine
Make: Jeanneau Sun 2000
Length: 6m +
Engine: Honda 6hp
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 138
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"eee lad ...
...have you met flossie my invisible sheep ? "
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15 November 2004, 19:54
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Country: Other
Town: Principalite d'Chaos
Boat name: The Nashers Revenge!
Make: Windsor Brothers
Length: 6m +
Engine: Optimax 225
MMSI: "Mmmmm SI" she said!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,825
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If I crouch down here and look at this wheel, all innocent like, perhaps that photographer will go away.
Back a bit more.......STOP. I don't like me nuts in the water.
Are you sure thats this years tide table?
Our intrepid hero encounters a problem exploring the source of the Thames.
Nasher.
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15 November 2004, 20:06
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Country: France
Town: Côte d'Azur
Boat name: Beaver Patrol
Make: Avon Searider SR4
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,934
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"That's a lovely Avon inflatabale you've got there"
(In case that's too high-brow for some people Avon make tyres  )
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15 November 2004, 20:57
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Country: UK - England
Town: london
Boat name: Frances May
Make: vailant DR450
Length: 4m +
Engine: mercury 50 hp
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 761
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i don,t think this much water is ment to be in my garage
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15 November 2004, 21:10
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Country: UK - England
Town: Colchester
Boat name: Puffer
Make: ProSport
Length: 6m +
Engine: Outboard, Petrol, 90
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3
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"Thought this was a four wheel trailer when we left?"
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15 November 2004, 21:43
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Country: UK - Scotland
Make: HumberOceanOffshore
Length: 8m +
Engine: Volvo KAD300/DPX
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,596
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"Dave, condoms come pre-lubricated."
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15 November 2004, 22:02
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Country: Other
Make: Ribtec
Length: 7m +
Engine: Yamaha F225
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 411
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" Are you sure you don't have any Preparation H on this boat ?"
" I just hope Trinny & Susanna never see me like this "
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15 November 2004, 22:06
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Country: UK - Wales
Town: Southampton
Boat name: DynaMoHumm/ SRV/deja
Make: Avon8.4, 5.4 & 4.777
Length: 8m +
Engine: Cat3126 Yam 90 &70
MMSI: 42
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 6,562
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That's the last time I'm gonna borrow money off Dirk Diggler
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Soul possession, Got me in a trance
Pullin' me back to you - Deja Voodoo
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15 November 2004, 22:16
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Country: UK - England
Town: Brittany/Portsmouth
Boat name: Merlin
Make: Solent 6.5
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200
MMSI: soon !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,451
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'Got a Special Deal on the hair transplant from Rogue Wave'
missus
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15 November 2004, 22:16
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Country: Other
Town: here,there,everywher
Make: canoe
Length: no boat
Engine: paddles
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 43
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"is it in yet?"
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15 November 2004, 23:21
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Country: Other
Make: Ribtec
Length: 7m +
Engine: Yamaha F225
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 411
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" That's the last time I order chest high waders from Manos"
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16 November 2004, 06:37
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Country: UK - England
Town: Reading
Make: None
Length: under 3m
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2,039
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"...you said it would just be a little prick and I wouldn't feel a thing!"
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16 November 2004, 06:52
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Brittany/Portsmouth
Boat name: Merlin
Make: Solent 6.5
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200
MMSI: soon !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,451
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'Quick! Hide! It's the fekkin Jackeens again! '
missus
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16 November 2004, 06:56
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Brittany/Portsmouth
Boat name: Merlin
Make: Solent 6.5
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200
MMSI: soon !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,451
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( oh and a musical one....all together now...)
'Bob The Builder...CAN HE FIX IT?'
missus
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16 November 2004, 07:49
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Country: UK - England
Town: Reading
Make: None
Length: under 3m
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2,039
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"...when I said pack the bearings with grease, I didn't mean you to use last night's chips!"
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16 November 2004, 08:52
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#36
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Country: UK - England
Town: nr Lymington
Boat name: JU-JU
Make: Halmatic PAC22
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140.5 Mermaid
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,400
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Do you think I have the crutch strap on this life jacket too tight?
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16 November 2004, 09:40
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Manchester - Abersoc
Boat name: MeMe
Make: SeaPro 595CC
Length: 6m +
Engine: Mercury 115 4S
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,684
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There's some hot contenders......
.........for these prizes. Keep em coming ! I can't wait to hear Daved response once he gets online.
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16 November 2004, 10:07
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Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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"eee lad .........
.......... just a little tap wiv mi Birminam screwdriver will fix the brakes"
............ these Garmin depth sounders are crap, it says wev'e got 28.5m here"
.......... I was like this and then he struck a match........and thats how I lost my hair"
............ someone has nicked yer rollers."
.......... its this one that leaks"
......... does my bum look big in this?"
........... I told you that drawbar extension wasn't long enough, you WILL have to get out of be to launch."
.......... don't you just hate it when that happens?"
......... you'd think they'd have better things to do than writing stupid captions."
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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16 November 2004, 15:51
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Wilmslow
Boat name: Serotonin
Make: Quicksilver
Length: 3m +
Engine: Mariner 15
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 712
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Hmmmm Nice Nuts
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16 November 2004, 15:53
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Wilmslow
Boat name: Serotonin
Make: Quicksilver
Length: 3m +
Engine: Mariner 15
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 712
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Feckin stripes on the mudguards medline Nobbahhhh
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