Boat Wars

DM · 25 March 2003, 12:09

Ignoring the colregs, Dirk and Jayeff creep up on an unsuspecting ribber in their cunningly disguised raceboat.

DM · 25 March 2003, 12:13

Dirk and Jayeff ram the rib at 60knots. Little do they know that the rib was built by a famous northern eccentric. Worried by the amount of logs floating down the River Ribble, he had the boat made out of inch thick alli.

DM · 25 March 2003, 12:22

Ooops, the race boat's AVS has been achieved leaving Dirk, to muse on the day he crossed oars with the Rib Posse. Much to his embarrasment, Jonny(any rib in a storm)Fuller was saved by the ribber. There is a rumour he was last seen on the M4 towing "Leviathan" to the Henshaws factory

Manos · 25 March 2003, 13:18

I can imagine that happening for real LOLOL

Jonny Fuller · 25 March 2003, 13:20

Dave, that's truly exellent!, however, one question is uppermost in my mind, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A TOY RIB AND A 28' PHANTOM IN YOUR BATH?

P.S., you've got too much time on your hands!

I bet you cried with laughter making your little cartoon!, are you sure your name isn't David Spielberg!

You're quite mad!

Jonny Fuller · 25 March 2003, 13:20

MANOS YOU TWONK, IT DID! well almost.

Manos · 25 March 2003, 13:31

UPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

DM · 25 March 2003, 14:08

Quote:

Originally posted by Jon Fuller
MANOS YOU TWONK, IT DID! well almost.

Manos, he's telling the truth. After trying it on with a rib owners rooster, his ringpiece was ticking like a budgies eyelid.

David(barking)Manning

Manos · 25 March 2003, 14:31

These things happen unfotunately ...... thinking (and I thought that the sea was a wide area LOLOL

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Jonny Fuller · 25 March 2003, 14:39

I'm never going near another rooster again!

Manos · 25 March 2003, 14:48

Keith Hart · 25 March 2003, 16:57

Brilliant DM

KH

Dirk Diggler · 25 March 2003, 17:13

I remember "the incident" like it happened yesterday, I recall feeling rather moist! It must have been something to do with that damn rooster.

matiboy · 25 March 2003, 19:05

For those of us with IQ's of less than 6 , can we please stop talking in cryptic clues and let us know what went on

Like the Lemmer bloke thread , starts off this bloke has done something but wont tell the rest of us ?

Jonny Fuller · 25 March 2003, 19:08

matiboy,
Check out "boatmad.com" rib section

Manos · 25 March 2003, 19:26

RIB section JF???
My IQ <6 also

matiboy · 25 March 2003, 19:28

http://www.boatmadforum.co.uk/showthread.php?threadid=5

I cant even keep up with these threads let alone another !

Manos · 25 March 2003, 19:35

Cheers matiboy now I GET IT!!

Dirk Diggler · 25 March 2003, 19:39

Quote:

Originally posted by matiboy
For those of us with IQ's of less than 6 , can we please stop talking in cryptic clues and let us know what went on

Like the Lemmer bloke thread , starts off this bloke has done something but wont tell the rest of us ?

Now look here Matiboy, try to keep up. If you read my reply to Crazyhorse, you will find out what has happened!

I spoke to Gary K, in his opinion the boat has been thrashed, and although it was built for that, most people would agree that it's the owners job, not a joyriders.

Manos · 25 March 2003, 20:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirk Diggler
....the boat has been thrashed........

You say DD that the boat was thrashed (I assume you mean that it was driven hard in rough seas??) if that's the case why did it get damaged?? Aren't you suppose to pay top money for boats that go fast and can withstand punishment??
Just a question