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Old 08 March 2006, 13:27   #1
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Women And Boats

Not being sexest or anything but why do women try and take over all of our fun

its not funny no more wen they say slow down (let me av ago) why cor they f*** off

sorry 4 any girl ribbers but if u buy it u use it
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Old 08 March 2006, 13:29   #2
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Take a chill pill.

We're often just as good at skippering (and co-owners to boot ).

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Old 08 March 2006, 14:12   #3
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Stu, your first mistake was telling her that it was a boat.

Should have told her it was a fancy portable inflatable swimming pool with a built in washing machine .

Wondered why I had designer rips in my clothers after telling her indoors the latter.
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why cor they f*** off

missiz gArfish az jus red dis. shee sed ifn shee noo wher de fuk bromsgroove iz sheed sett de fkin dogg onn yew

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Sorry mrs garfish but you all are so demanding so can you please stay in the kitchen thankyou
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Old 08 March 2006, 16:03   #6
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Old 08 March 2006, 16:17   #7
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Sorry mrs garfish but you all are so demanding so can you please stay in the kitchen thankyou

All in all I am probably with Stu on this one. Although I think mine should stay in the padded room!
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i mean kitchens these days do look nice

you have your stuff and we will have ours
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Old 08 March 2006, 16:25   #9
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Not being sexest or anything but why do women try and take over all of our fun

its not funny no more wen they say slow down (let me av ago) why cor they f*** off

sorry 4 any girl ribbers but if u buy it u use it

I understand, last year I took my wife to the South Of France and guess what, she said the water was still too cold, the waves too big and I went too fast. What will it take for a perfect days boating with her, should I send her overboard????
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Old 08 March 2006, 16:37   #10
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i was on my moms drive the other week with the boat doing some odd jobs.
i sorted my trumpets out clamped them on the engine then just as i was going to start her up my mom come out being nosy

i started her up but mom was at the back of the boat so i told her to stand back as was going to put her in gear

just as said this she started swearing and shouting i could'nt hear her properly so i stopped the engine to see wat the problem was

and then she says dont be so stupid putting that thing in gear it will take off
i mean why dont they just go away and play with there make up and s***
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