'course we live in a different world.
You're a beardie weirdie drinking real ale, listening to folk music whilst carving out a mermaid for the new bowsprit on your self-build whilst your wife stitches new elbow patches on your best corduroy jacket.
I'm sitting here sipping the remains of a bottle of Bolly whilst Louise paints her toenails reclining on the designer sofa in our penthouse apartment. I need a supplier who can deliver a quality job, right first time, on time.
And if you believe a single word of that...