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Old 14 June 2012, 21:30   #21
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Old 14 June 2012, 22:14   #23
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a bit of a shock really when looking for a puncture in the tubes,ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssss ?
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Yeah great one
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Just kidding, keep them coming
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Old 14 June 2012, 22:28   #26
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i thought it was good ?
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i thought it was good ?
I'm not serpent about that...
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Old 14 June 2012, 22:31   #28
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Here's one...

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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Ahh! ur taking the pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssss! now.
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What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

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No head shot, I'm thinking this snake could just be an interesting ladies belt, mind you my mate Denz Mellin's dog found a near dead six foot python by the canal in Leicester one Christmas poor thing. My money is on a garter snake..... What you didnt see that one coming? True about my mates dog though.
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What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

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That's the bessssst yet!
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I guess the owner may have behaved like this lot on discovery of said snake, although I hope he/she would have had more sympathetic mates than the laughing camera man!
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Well imagine finding this on your boat

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Haha liking that!

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Crap that made me jump!

A bit off thread I grant you, but my Father in Law is an Australian Geophysicist, and this pdf is of a series of photos he shot of a snake v lizard thing, at the Pilbara Mine, Western Australia in August 2009.

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Now that's amazing and it never ceases to amaze me how large they can unhinge their jaws to open their mouth.
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That's just what I was thinking!

Would have been an interesting call to the coastguard...
Forget the Coastguard!!! More like the Guinness Book of Records, like Telco Will says for the fastest swimmer
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I hate snakes. I would jump into the water if i found one. Bill Dance has some "fun" incident with snakes also

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