1) Congratulatins on a safe delivery of Viviennes Xmas Pressie.
2) Is Old Mice I still getting a Port-a-Loo fitted?
3) Welcome to real fuel prices.
4) Will the brolly fit under that awning?
5) Has it got a freezer?
6) How long before you plan to fit a new console, tow bar, bow thruster or re-deck her?
7) When will The Jackeens stop laughing?
8) Can you live with out the carbon cloud?