The Case of the Vanishing Air
Dr. Watson: D’ya see this Holmes. Wife claims chappie’s air keeps disappearing from his rib.
Sherlock Holmes: Medical problem?
Dr.W. No Holmes, from his boat.
S.H Ah yes, let me see now. That would be a Rigid-Hulled Inflatable Boat, invented by a Welshman I believe. Where is all this going on?
Dr.W. Scruff Hall apparently.
S.H. Any where near Winchester?
Dr.W. No, no. Says here it’s in Spain somewhere.
S.H. Must be Johny Foreigner at it then. Probably that Moriarty again. A case for us Watson, if I am not mistaken. Fetch my Homburg and a Bradshaw-there is new tunnel now. Be there in jiffy. Come on Watson, not a moment to lose, damsel in distress and all that.
Dr. W. Absolutely Holmes, woman seems to think the answer is filling the boat up with some bubbles. Whatever next?