You've obviously discounted the Hessle forshore then mate....
The sludge could have a disasterous effect on the dress...... and on what Karen is wearing !!! - On the other hand, you are very 'familiar with the area' and of course we're close at hand to carry the brides maids !!!
See you soon mate !
The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice that which we are for what we could become. (& then get the RIB out !)