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Old 21 September 2007, 15:03   #1
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Rib Wars...Chapter one

Chapter one.........

Intercepting transmission from the Evil Lord Codwhopper.

“Lord Codwhopper the Rebels have launched a new Cabin Rib with great firepower, they have named it “Sting” what shall we do?
(Deep Breathing)”we shall post pictures of it on a forum and get our Imperial followers to make shameful comments about it, that will make them fall!”

Yes Lord Codwhopper, we can rely on Bobba Hightower Fett to support our evil cause. But we must be very carefull the Rebel Scorpion Alliance has many powerful followers, “Han Julian Solo has captained many a splendid vessel, Wookie Brian has apparently has ordered a new one for the battle of Ribex, R2Zippy is a new member to their allegiance. They have very experienced leaders like Admiral Ackbar Jelly, Lando RoySmith Calrissian,and the very Infamous, Obi-Wan Richard B Kenobi.”.

Lord Codwhopper :”They have an admirable following but our allies in Norway managed to break a few of their best vessels (ha ha), our next ploy will be to hang around the boats shows annoying Scorpion troops until they get very angry. In our quest for world knowledge we will learn the ancient ways of the Google, with this power we can take over the world and rid ourselves of a small colony called Guernsey where they used to make the “Prosport” and kill the leader! “
Ending transmission…………………………………………………………………….

In the next chapter……..
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Old 21 September 2007, 15:50   #2
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Dose George Lucas know about you
you have missed you vocation in life keep writing
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absolutely genius very very funny.
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I wondered why the thread went quite after I posted that. Raw nerve

I look forward to Chapter II

Can you include Battlestar Galactica in the next installment please, there where plenty of Vipers in that
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Sorry Tony I couldn't resist
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