Red Diesel

[Nate]

Is it true that red diesel is not only illegal in road vehicles, but also makes you impotent?

[Mollers]

Originally Posted by Nate

Is it true that red diesel is not only illegal in road vehicles, but also makes you impotent?

It depends whether you drink it or rub it in.

[stan_deezy]

Originally Posted by Nate

Is it true that red diesel is not only illegal in road vehicles, but also makes you impotent?

dunno, hang on while I ask "her indoors", she's a bit busy with the twelve kids

[Mollers]

Originally Posted by stan_deezy

dunno, hang on while I ask "her indoors", she's a bit busy with the twelve kids

Ten of 'em look a hell of a lot like the bloke that delivers the diesel!!

[stan_deezy]

Originally Posted by Mollulnan

Ten of 'em look a hell of a lot like the bloke that delivers the diesel!!

come to think of it........................

and of the other two one looks like Nos and the other bears an uncanny likeness to gARF

[Nos4r2]

Originally Posted by stan_deezy

come to think of it........................

and of the other two one looks like Nos and the other bears an uncanny likeness to gARF

Where's gARF..? I'm gonna kill him... He said he was pluggin a hole in your transom...

[stan_deezy]

yeah but the kid that looks like gARF is my daughter

[Nos4r2]

Now THAT's scary....I think I may have met gARF last week at a snack bar in Eastleigh- he was about 5' tall with a shaved head, tatts and said nOBB a lot...

[The Garfish]

Originally Posted by Nos4r2

I think I may have met gARF last week at a snack bar in Eastleigh

dat cud av bin mee. i ad jus dun eestlee powst offis wiv mi mait rayzer. wot a cokk upp. wee birst inn de fkin dorr an rayzer showtid ands upp yew muvver stikkers, dis iz a fuk upp,

de wuman beehynd de cownter prest de alarmm buton sow wee leggid itt. rayzer woz bein chayst bi a polis dogg. hee rann alonng a tunel jumpid onn a seasore an rann alonng itt an den dyved threw a birnin oop. wot a twatt. polis doggs arr trayned too doo dat

gArf