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Old 25 September 2005, 03:38   #1
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Red Diesel

Is it true that red diesel is not only illegal in road vehicles, but also makes you impotent?
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Old 25 September 2005, 04:28   #2
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Is it true that red diesel is not only illegal in road vehicles, but also makes you impotent?
It depends whether you drink it or rub it in.
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Old 25 September 2005, 06:48   #3
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dunno, hang on while I ask "her indoors", she's a bit busy with the twelve kids
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dunno, hang on while I ask "her indoors", she's a bit busy with the twelve kids
Ten of 'em look a hell of a lot like the bloke that delivers the diesel!!
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Ten of 'em look a hell of a lot like the bloke that delivers the diesel!!

come to think of it........................

and of the other two one looks like Nos and the other bears an uncanny likeness to gARF
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come to think of it........................

and of the other two one looks like Nos and the other bears an uncanny likeness to gARF
Where's gARF..? I'm gonna kill him... He said he was pluggin a hole in your transom...
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yeah but the kid that looks like gARF is my daughter
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Now THAT's scary....I think I may have met gARF last week at a snack bar in Eastleigh- he was about 5' tall with a shaved head, tatts and said nOBB a lot...
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I think I may have met gARF last week at a snack bar in Eastleigh
dat cud av bin mee. i ad jus dun eestlee powst offis wiv mi mait rayzer. wot a cokk upp. wee birst inn de fkin dorr an rayzer showtid ands upp yew muvver stikkers, dis iz a fuk upp,

de wuman beehynd de cownter prest de alarmm buton sow wee leggid itt. rayzer woz bein chayst bi a polis dogg. hee rann alonng a tunel jumpid onn a seasore an rann alonng itt an den dyved threw a birnin oop. wot a twatt. polis doggs arr trayned too doo dat

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