Originally posted by Ian
All in all a great trip
Yep, it was a good trip but I wouldn't recommend trying to exceed your duty free allowance when travelling with Yasser Greenwood. His swarthy complexion makes him look like an arab terrorist which attracts the customs men like flies. He thinks he looks inconspicuous in a crowd but the fact that he's nearly nine foot tall belies this. The air hostess asked him to move to the back of the plane because it was out of trim.
Guernsey is a nice place but it's full of very old people. I had a sneaking suspicion that Yasser had booked us into a nursing home rather than a hotel. This was confirmed when I found a rubber sheet on the bed and a commode by the side of it.
Many thanks to Jason for his hospitality.