Yes indeed Not-so Tiny Tim!
All go for Friday night. All dressed up for the occasion, we shall arrive there after 7.00.
The Churchillian is looking remarkably festive (they've dragged out a bit of balding tinsel and sellotaped it over the atmospheric grime on the windows).
The Bar Staff were beaming at the prospect of us all descending on them in noisy form and it has to be said they can't wait
to fill our night with good cheer.
We shall occupy the coveted front area with panoramic views of the Solent (ok they've shoved us in the front with another Crimbo Do) and the requisite festive napkins, gaudy crackers and plastic holly will adorn the groaning tables.
Please bring a wrapped surprise gift (aka secret santa
). If, like Hightower
you're intending to wrap an old bilge pump then please include '101 uses of an old bilge pump' in case it doesn't land in a ribster's lap.
Suggested value of secret santa is £0.01 up to £5.00. Unfortunately, couples have to bring two pressies (one each) with of course the possibility of going home with two bilge pumps & '202 uses' etc.
Oh and NO BILGE PUMPS please