Nasher's 2006 Solent Christmas Do!!!

[Milan]

Wishing you all the best for this evenings festivities hope you all have a wonderful time wish I lived close enough to attend myself but there you are difficult as it is you will just have to manage without me

Kind Regards Milan.

PS. hope the cruise goes well not to many thick heads about but I reckon that’s maybe asking too much

[The Jackeens]

Thank you Milan. That's extremely kind of you

[bogib]

Just checked in at the hotel... so we are here

Bogi and Adda (Arnþrúður)

[The Jackeens]

Had a top evening!

The food was great except for poor Nasher's whose turkey did not appear!(Nauti probably eating someone else's dinner again!!! )

Lovely to see everyone & thanks to The Churchillian management & staff for looking after us so well.

Nasher may yet publish details of his awards! And there should be some photos at some stage.

Great to meet new peeps Natalie, Mike CC, Heidi, Adda and the regular gang too. Lynn & Sean (rag & stickers) were new also.

Pete 7 had the cheek to talk about his new hardbote!!! But he'll let us all use the toilet if we're stuck

Tim M despite the presence of the lovely Ju managed a few bevvies by the cut of him at the end of the night! Portsmouth Car Valeting Services were on emergency standby however!

Bit tired this morning who's bloomin idea was it to go boating?

Kathleen & Paul

[Tim M]

Twas a wonderful evening! Thanks to all who made it happen. Also thanks to Olly's sister who drove us home. Im happy to say that we managed it all the way back to Portsmouth without be being sick which is a first for a RIBnet dinner

Looking forward to the cruise to sober me up a bit

[bogib]

Thanks for us, great as before.

Any pictures coming ?

Bogi and Adda (Arnþrúður)

[Nasher]

By popular demand, here is the speech supplied to me by The Garfish to read out on his behalf.

Nasher.

+++++++

Mi lawds, laydeez an ribnobburs.


dis awarrd, presentid bi de ribnobbur nassher onn mi beeharf, iz presentid too de ribnobbur wot az cokt upp biggstile wile owt ribnobbin an uvver asoshiatid aktivitties.

de choyce ov winnir woz verry dificult dew too de fakt dat ther woz 643 candeedates inn de fukin frayme

fuk mee thers bin sow menny nobburs chukt owt ov ther botes dis yeer yood fink de bastud fings woz fittid wiv eejecter seets.

dis yeers awarrd gows too de nobbur wot az ikstingwished imsellf bi an owtstandin akt ov stoopiditty. (plewrul)

de nobbur wot ankerd threee tuns ov pac 22 inn a lannd/worter interfaice, de ribnobburs bint hoo duz dem jimnastics onn a vollvow bonnit, dem wot woz doin groop sekks onn a channul crossin woz orl considerd.

howevver, de eeventewal winnir rowzed imsellf fromm iz nawmal stait ov tawpor an ekseld isself bi avin a anus horibilis. i recomennd a biddet

hee az spennd a lott ov tyme studyin wyld lyfe lyke sheaps an cowws an piggs. hee didd dis wen lukin forr de weel dat fel orf iz fkin trayler onn de A3. wan ov de weels onn iz lanrowver discuvvery prommptly fel orf inn simpathy. thenn ther woz a likkul insident wiv de trafic polis hoo wontid too noe wy hee woz dryvin rownd wiv a russty trayler wiv tires morr borld thann aygin yobbs hed. thay lett im orf wiv a corshun an a nowte inn ther pokkit buk. avoyd att orl cosst. villij iddiot.

thenn ther woz de brylliant idea too blook upp de worter intaiks onn iz owtbord enjin too keap dat nassty seeworter owt. yammerhar RIP. hee didd av a practiss onn rowg waivs owtbord az wel. Totwatsue RIP.

att dis poynt i shud appollojise forr mi albayniun ladds nikkin de eelectroniks orf iz bote butt bolloxs too im, thay fetchid a gud pryce onn de eebay an wee ad a gud pis upp wiv de munny.

de lasst stror forr iz bote woz wen hee droyve threw eel onn de fkin sowlints archiry clubbs anyewal eevent forr madd owld penshuners. de jakeens manijed too gett sikks bulls iyes inn iz starbawd toob.

de lasst stror forr jimmbo woz wen hee woz towld dat hee ad faled iz corse onn meedier studdies an wud hee pleez fuk orf an nevver darkin ther dorrs agin az itts de furst tyme inn de istory ov de yooniversity dat sum wan ad faled meedier studdies

nevver mynd. evun wiv a qi ov -2 hee shud bee abul too gett a jobb az a YRA instructer

sow bee uppstandin an raze a glas too jimmbo. de winnir ov de gArfish 'yew woz fukt' awarrd 2007.

[Jimbo]

Originally Posted by Nasher

By popular demand, here is the speech supplied to me by The Garfish to read out on his behalf.

Nasher.

+++++++

Mi lawds, laydeez an ribnobburs.


dis awarrd, presentid bi de ribnobbur nassher onn mi beeharf, iz presentid too de ribnobbur wot az cokt upp biggstile wile owt ribnobbin an uvver asoshiatid aktivitties.

de choyce ov winnir woz verry dificult dew too de fakt dat ther woz 643 candeedates inn de fukin frayme

fuk mee thers bin sow menny nobburs chukt owt ov ther botes dis yeer yood fink de bastud fings woz fittid wiv eejecter seets.

dis yeers awarrd gows too de nobbur wot az ikstingwished imsellf bi an owtstandin akt ov stoopiditty. (plewrul)

de nobbur wot ankerd threee tuns ov pac 22 inn a lannd/worter interfaice, de ribnobburs bint hoo duz dem jimnastics onn a vollvow bonnit, dem wot woz doin groop sekks onn a channul crossin woz orl considerd.

howevver, de eeventewal winnir rowzed imsellf fromm iz nawmal stait ov tawpor an ekseld isself bi avin a anus horibilis. i recomennd a biddet

hee az spennd a lott ov tyme studyin wyld lyfe lyke sheaps an cowws an piggs. hee didd dis wen lukin forr de weel dat fel orf iz fkin trayler onn de A3. wan ov de weels onn iz lanrowver discuvvery prommptly fel orf inn simpathy. thenn ther woz a likkul insident wiv de trafic polis hoo wontid too noe wy hee woz dryvin rownd wiv a russty trayler wiv tires morr borld thann aygin yobbs hed. thay lett im orf wiv a corshun an a nowte inn ther pokkit buk. avoyd att orl cosst. villij iddiot.

thenn ther woz de brylliant idea too blook upp de worter intaiks onn iz owtbord enjin too keap dat nassty seeworter owt. yammerhar RIP. hee didd av a practiss onn rowg waivs owtbord az wel. Totwatsue RIP.

att dis poynt i shud appollojise forr mi albayniun ladds nikkin de eelectroniks orf iz bote butt bolloxs too im, thay fetchid a gud pryce onn de eebay an wee ad a gud pis upp wiv de munny.

de lasst stror forr iz bote woz wen hee droyve threw eel onn de fkin sowlints archiry clubbs anyewal eevent forr madd owld penshuners. de jakeens manijed too gett sikks bulls iyes inn iz starbawd toob.

de lasst stror forr jimmbo woz wen hee woz towld dat hee ad faled iz corse onn meedier studdies an wud hee pleez fuk orf an nevver darkin ther dorrs agin az itts de furst tyme inn de istory ov de yooniversity dat sum wan ad faled meedier studdies

nevver mynd. evun wiv a qi ov -2 hee shud bee abul too gett a jobb az a YRA instructer

sow bee uppstandin an raze a glas too jimmbo. de winnir ov de gArfish 'yew woz fukt' awarrd 2007.

ROTFLMAO! Classic Garfie, very amusing! I will write a proper response later, but for the now I would just like to thank gArf for his support!

The news I had won an award was telephoned through to me by Tim M, just as I had anchored a brand new 50ft Lagoon Catamaran due to - that's right, you guessed it, engine failure. So I apologise for not collecting my award, but it seems my bad luck continued across to sailing vessels!

[Mark Halliday]

Jimbo

What a year!

I think you should consider a new career as a Flying Instructor. That way you should be able to stay a long way away from water. (I hope).

[Nasher]

Jimbo

Your award, Bottle shaped with a cork in the top held in by a wire cage, is sat on the side in my Kitchen. And yes, its still full.

Nasher.

[The Jackeens]

Originally Posted by bogib

Thanks for us, great as before.

Any pictures coming ?

Bogi and Adda (Arnþrúður)

Yes Bogib!

We'll add some when we get settled for Christmas!

Kathleen & Paul