Loch Lomond slipways

[Julie]

Originally Posted by Bam Bam

I hear that eating large amounts of curry and drinking Guiness helps as midges dont like the way you smell. I guess a vindaloo, several pints of the black stuff, and a drysuit are pushing it a bit though.

I think that combining copious amounts of curry and guiness with a dry suit will be more dangerous than the midges themselves!

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by Polwart

They are very keen that you wear a lifejacket

yus. wile oldin yorr rite fisst abuv yor hart yew av to kwote de ribnobburs cread.



dis iz mi lyfejakkit ,
ther ar menny lyke itt butt dis wan iz myne.
wivowt mee mi lyfe jakkit iz yewseliss. wivowt mi lyfejakkit i amm a drowndid likkul fkker.
thuss, I wil lern itt az a bruvver. i wil lern itts weekniss, itts strenth, itts parrts, itts ackseseries, itts bladdir an itts gass bottul.
i wil keap mi lyfejakkit cleen an reddy, evun az i amm cleen an reddy.

befor Godd i sware dis ribnobburs cread

wIlf

[Bam Bam]

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

yus. wile oldin yorr rite fisst abuv yor hart yew av to kwote de ribnobburs cread.

dis iz mi lyfejakkit ,
ther ar menny lyke itt butt dis wan iz myne.
wivowt mee mi lyfe jakkit iz yewseliss. wivowt mi lyfejakkit i amm a drowndid likkul fkker.
thuss, I wil lern itt az a bruvver. i wil lern itts weekniss, itts strenth, itts parrts, itts ackseseries, itts bladdir an itts gass bottul.
i wil keap mi lyfejakkit cleen an reddy, evun az i amm cleen an reddy.

befor Godd i sware dis ribnobburs cread

wIlf

We swear by the ribnobburs cread... We never leave home without them but we do get strange looks from the neighbours when we get in the car and pop down to tesco with them on.

[Poly]

Originally Posted by Bam Bam

We swear by the ribnobburs cread... We never leave home without them but we do get strange looks from the neighbours when we get in the car and pop down to tesco with them on.

thats probably not the l/jackets it will be the bowie knife between your teeth