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Old 02 June 2009, 19:28   #21
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Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

This poem sums it all up. I often think of it while I'm waiting for 50 jet skis to clear the ramp.

Leunig is usually a mild, whimsical sort of guy.... enjoy!

Ode To A Jet-Ski Person

Jet-ski person, selfish fink,
May your silly jet-ski sink,
May you hit a pile of rocks,
Oh Hoonish, summer, coastal pox.

Noisy, smoking, dickhead fool
On your loathsome leisure tool,
Give us all a jolly lark
And sink beside a hungry shark.

Scream as in its fangs you go,
Your last attention-seeking show,
While on the beach we all join in
With ‘Three cheers for the dorsal fin!’

- Michael Leunig -

Ode To A Jet-Ski Person was written by Michael Leunig and comes from Poems 1972-2002, published by Viking

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