Isn't the proper question, "How many boats can I have?"
Let's see, current fleet scattered about the house and yard comprised of:
1. Searider 5.4 mR RIB
2. C&C 25 family pocket cruising sailboat
3. SKUD 18 Paralympic class racing sailboat
4. leaky old Achillies SIB
5. 12' sea kayak
6. original Windsurfer sailboard
7. Sunfish class sailboat
And there's a whitewater kayak left in the basement by a friend of my wife's... I probably own that by common law after 4-5 years of it sitting there! Only the first 3 have been wet in a few years though. Probably ought to get rid of a few, but I don't want to give any of them up! Obviously, I like boats too
Who's got more??? There better be someone with more boats!
My wife occasionally refers to me as "Admiral"