Go out and buy/order/subscribe to Rib International

[Jizm]

whoever buys the jan/feb issue may just as well scan it in and post it in the gallery section. saves some dosh.

Unless, that is, you're on commission Keith?!!?

[narked]

Well that would pose a few problems, a number of which being legal problems. I say if you can find the mag for sale, buy it. Firstly it'll give Keith's ego a bit of a boost, and secondly Hugo might even realise that it's this type of article that actually has some relevance to the readers thats boosted sales, rather than forcing 4x4 reviews upon us.

I'll be keeping an eye out for it Keith, and failing that I'll see if one you lot in a more boaty type place could get me a copy sent my way in exchange for the cost and a bit extra for your troubles (Manchester isn't widely known for it's RIBing for some weird reason).

Matt

[sirzap]

I was just begininig to think you had a sense of humour...I'll stop.

[Keith Hart]

Sirzap, No, no, no. This IS my sense of humor. I have thoroughly enjoyed your expertise with the old cut and paste. My bit about the stalker was a JOKE Carry on, do not desist, continue, you will not offend or upset me (unless you try to eat my bacon sandwich - THEN you WILL upset me).

Keith's ego a bit of a boost

Matt, I think you'll find the last thing MY ego needs is a boost (right Davison).

whoever buys the jan/feb issue may just as well scan it in and post it in the gallery section. saves some dosh.

Ohhh. Copyright. You'll give JK a hairy fit!

Buy the magazine, buy a SIB, buy me a bacon sandwich.

Keith (make the world a perfect place) Hart

[thewavehumper]

If anybody wants a copy of the magazine I am happy to go to our local newsagents and buy it for them and send it on.

Is there anything stopping Keith writing a similar article for posting at a later date.

[thewavehumper]

After some reflection it might be worth you letting me know soonish if you want a copy and the I can place the orders with him.

[narked]

Put me down for a copy, then let me know how much I owe you for it.

Ta,
Matt

[sirzap]

Now tell us if you have anything to do with this site...
http://www.ilovebacon.com ...

[Keith Hart]

Sirzap, you've made my day ilovebacon is now on my list of favourites.

Is there anything stopping Keith writing a similar article for posting at a later date.

Yes. The item I have written for RI is exclusive to them. It will NEVER be published anywhere else. Now, are you listening. Buy the damned magazine. Get a subscription, get THEWAVEHUMPER to buy it for you, order it from your newsagent, queue up outside the publishers, picket RI's offices and demand the first copy, but whatever you do, BUY ONE. It only costs £3.40. It is a bigger bargain than a bargainous thing at less than half price discount. Buy RIB INTERNATIONAL Magazine, see the article for yourself. Marvel at the stunning full colour glossy pictures, sit enthralled as you see a whole new boating life open up before you. And remember, it only costs £3.40!

And as for you MATT - have you got that SIB yet?

Keith (at work, been to court, not much happening here) Hart

[narked]

Ah but Keith, that £3.40 is likely to make them realise that they must have a SIB, and so shall cost them more! They will think "Oh alright, I'll buy it to shut him up!", open the mag, read the article and realise that their life has a SIB sized and shape void that NEEDS to be filled.

And no, I haven't found one yet... (but I do know the name it'll have!)

Matt (Still looking) Brown

[dbillyboy]

Right Hart.
TLS.