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Old 23 October 2007, 16:44   #11
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Old 23 October 2007, 16:47   #12
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I shall of course be wearing a life preserver and utilising the kill cord feature.
Dunno what the problem is.. Sounds like you have all safety issues covered.. You may wish to have a bucket handy incase a stray spark heads towards any flammable container, (though I trust you are carrying a fire extinguisher, (and spare,) fire blanket, (and spare,) hand operated water pump, (and spare,).) And just incase those afore mentioned items fail, may I suggest you drink 10-15 pints of a yeast and hop based liquid, you would then be able to widdle on any stray sparks before they caused any damage..
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And just incase those afore mentioned items fail, may I suggest you drink 10-15 pints of a yeast and hop based liquid, you would then be able to widdle on any stray sparks before they caused any damage..
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I think he's still banned. It's a shame we can't just trot him out on a lead for special occasions like this
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Very good Biggles..........Tim Nice But Dim.
Kinda guess we were all thinking that!!!
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You lot are Kill joys, Dont stop the man its the best idea i have heard this year.

Let BBC, SKY and ITV news know and just to be sure get it on "you tube" This will make BIG news because he is the main man

Sure to make the Queens new year honours list
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Examples of Darwin Award winners include:

--juggling active hand grenades (Croatia, 2001),[6]

--jumping out of a plane to film skydivers without wearing a parachute (U.S., 1987),[7]

--trying to get enough light to look down the barrel of a loaded gun using a cigarette lighter (U.S., 1996),[8]

--using a lighter to illuminate a fuel tank to make sure it contains nothing flammable (Brazil, 2003), (This method is not entirely original: a mid-1950's Burma-Shave commercial reads:"He lit a match /to check a tank. /That's why they call him /Skinless Frank.")

--attempting to play Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol that automatically reloads the next round into the chamber,[9]

--crashing through a window and falling to your death in trying to demonstrate that the window is unbreakable,[10]
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