Originally Posted by Mark Halliday
Do keep up Des.
Iím sorry (must try harder
I also forgot to mention the ego massaging seats that are guaranteed to add at least 2 foot to your stature and 300 points to your lady appeal
They do this by vibrating your whole body at such a speed to make your features less distinct so women think you are more hansom than you really are because they cant quite see you
This feature works well until you get of the rib and sharp focus is restored