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Old 08 August 2014, 18:38   #21
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Flying in from Jamaica to Miami (to clear customs and change planes), 3 DEA agents and a dog were standing in the jetway. Dog alerted on the guy in front of me, nosing his jacket pocket. Agents drag him aside and ask if he would empty his sportcoat pocket. "Sure, no problem". He removes a half-eaten sandwich. Agents embarrassed as hell. "Uh, OK, thanks for your cooperation."

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Old 08 August 2014, 21:28   #22
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Flying in from Jamaica to Miami (to clear customs and change planes), 3 DEA agents and a dog were standing in the jetway. Dog alerted on the guy in front of me, nosing his jacket pocket. Agents drag him aside and ask if he would empty his sportcoat pocket. "Sure, no problem". He removes a half-eaten sandwich. Agents embarrassed as hell. "Uh, OK, thanks for your cooperation."

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Should've looked in the other pocket, that's where the 500g of Columbian marching powder was. Any self respecting pooch will always go for the sandwich
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